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Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
I am ruler of Libya- I live in tent with lady bodyguards and have bastard good time ...then bastard drug addict cockroaches come and cause bastard trouble..
In tent
Joined February 2011
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Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Bad news is that seventy virgins turn out not to be lovely ladies but instead are all four-eyed computer geeks and chess players Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel settling in well to new afterlife-have opened celestial falafel bar and I meet Chef Habibi and he help me with bar-Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Ok- have moved into afterlife housing and is not too bad- I share room with Saddam Hussein and we have crazy good time razzing Ronald Reagan
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Is not actually too bad up/down here. They say Thatcher she come very soon and John Simpson- when he come I still kick his puffball ass
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Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Have just bumped into Ronald Reagan- we had good laugh about old days then I realise he think I am lady called Judy
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Good news...there is very nice falafel bar in heaven- however it is much hotter here than I expected - Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Uh-oh..........
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel have falafel for lunch and then go to shoot some people- hey-ho
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
It make Colonel laugh that John Major got jiggy with old lady Edwina Currie- Colonel only play Mr Wobbly Hide Helmet with beautiful ladies
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel in big trouble in Sirte but very happy that Edwina Currie she get boot out of Strictly- she behave like old randy camel...Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel ring Queen of England- tell her that if I become ruler of Wales I will leave Libya- Queen tell me to "do one" - Queen is asshole.
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Dressed as beautiful lady- Colonel go shopping in Algiers yesterday-so many wonderful clothings- Colonel like young Osama in a dynamite shop
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
I urge all good Libyan peoples to rise up and fight imperialist cockroaches- Colonel busy right now but will definitely join you soon.....
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
There is cool big remote control plane flying over camp- Colonel love gadgets- am going out to get better look- Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel ring my friend Tony Blair from satellite phone to ask for help but bastard answer phone in lady voice and pretend he no him.
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel busy making big plan to take back all of Libya but only have two person who want to help Colonel- plan might be long-term. Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel living with bastard Bedouin on Algerian border- Colonel no like bedouin, they make rubbish falafel and smell like very old camel
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Colonel getting out of Sirte as fast as his smoothly waxed legs can take him- I am disguised as beautiful lady- Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
If Colonel catch pompous puff-ball John Simpson- I will make him into biggest falafel in history and then eat him with pickles- Bismillah
Colonel Gadaffi
@ColonelMGadaffi
over 14 years ago
Tonight I make spicy falafel and sing very sad songs on my very little guitar- The Colonel is very good sad songwriter- Bismillah
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