Colonel Magoo

You know, I actually want to go to club haunted house more than club aqua.

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

This graduation season has been an endless humiliation ritual for this country

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A valedictorian quoted Ye during his graduation speech before another student stepped up to the mic to reveal the controversial ending of the quote.

(Via WWAY News)

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Yeah it’s a missed call, a flagrant 1 and all that. But every Wemby incident from the Naz elbow, to the Dort shove, to this has been Wemby letting opponents know if you try to play him too physically you might get hit with the Shaolin fists of fury and I honestly gotta respect it

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

They’re all military enlisting age, but somehow their “patriotism” stops at wearing red, white, and blue to Pride Night.

A recruiter would love to talk to you.

But we know you won’t go.

Because this was never about honoring veterans. It was about using us as props to punch down at LGBTQ Americans, including the LGBTQ troops who served this country with more courage than this entire post combined.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[. @thehockey1317]

@JustinWhang 35 year old dudes who play red rover in the pit and punch teenage girls in the face think this is the coolest thing to ever happen in music

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

turns out it was Vanity Fair

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

its been 10 fucking years and they're still using this random woman over and over and over again

the entire world changed, the economy is in shambles, job market is horrific, and the gov. is trapped in some neo-gamergate era and focuses on "triggering libs" rather than governing

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

10/10. No notes.

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

@purrrrkinsss Coming under my post to whine about people’s improper grammar while you have auto-capitalization disabled like a typical Gen Z dumbass is a hilarious choice.

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

I don’t care I still think she and all of her ilk should jump off a building

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

the ppl yelling at her like “fuck you for being a hiring manager + people shouldn’t have to lie to get a job!!” are scaring me. he didn’t even answer the question and he writes like a child!

y’all not serious about getting to the bag smh

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

This Americas Funniest Videos ass hockey game

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

Unfortunately the Carolina goalie getting knocked out like a Family Guy character while he drops his stick onto the puck which hits it into the net is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

we have a lot of fun on here but if the Knicks win the Finals I will kill myself and livestream it

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

Lotta factors at play as to why this tweet made me upset but I’ll just say more Gillette Stadiums located in Foxboro, MA is the absolute worst thing that can happen to football.

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

You never seemed to have a problem with your patriots playing in Foxborough instead of Boston

[Tyler🐴 @HighAsTy]

oh i see. fuck you

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

Can’t we just root for teams by wishing terminal suffering on the opposing fans instead of doing whatever this is

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

love wemby but rooting for the spurs just to support him is individualism. your liberal idealism is a deadend.

The Knicks are The People

[Colonel Magoo @ColonelMagoo]

Probably the best I’ll get