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[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@loveislandusa way to let another dude in and kick out the best dude. Sean was the best and I will now stop watching until you bring him back. #FLI #loveislandUSA

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@EASPORTS_MUT wish you could go back to how you were when you were good. I have a ton of ideas to get your sales numbers up. Nobody on my friends list even played you anymore. I could easily fix this game with my ideas.

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@TarikSkubal throw your first pitch over 98. My rent is on this. If you don’t i will have choice words for you bud. #countyourdays #fastballmiddle #98BAB

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@danawhite @ufc Khamzat was too pussy to stand up and fight DDP. I’ve taken shits more entertaining than the fight I just watched. I turn this shit on to watch dudes fight. Not one dude try and hump another on the ground for 25 minutes. #FK #Gay #UFC319 #PAB #BAB

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Hunter Goodman?? More like Hunter Shitman!!! Only guy worth a damn on the team and he can’t get a hit??? Send me my mf $25. #rockies #ligma #shid #ibs

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Mookie betts? 0-5? Sounds like dookie betts. Speaking of bets he cost me mine. What a bum. #mookie #dookie #dodgers #mlb

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Luis Robert…… you’re wide ass cost me money yesterday. But you decide to hit a homer today!?!? Send me the pesos hombre. #spanglish #whitesox

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Polar bear? More like polar bitch. Thought this fat boy was supposed to hit bombs. 0-4. Cost me money. #mets #petealonso #mlb

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Why tf obi toppin crying? Dropped 0. Shit he ain’t help his team!!! #obitoppin #NBAFinals #pacers

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Caitlin Clark cost me 64 bucks yesterday. Must have been that time of the month. #fever #menstrual #wnba

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@UniversalORL is by far the worst theme park I have ever been to. I have been repeatedly bent over by the staff after my tickets were “unconfirmed” even though my money was gone. Then they give us fast passes that don’t work on their rides and aren’t accepted. #universalsucks

[Calling Our Shot @CallingOurShot]

Ladder Challenge: Day 1

I'll giveaway $25 to 1 random person that likes this post if this parlay LOSES tonight.

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Is this new score bug in Fortnite font??? #SuperBowlLIX

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@BenOndaTop when the Astros gonna call up Dzenzo and stop letting Trey cabbage fucking suck ass

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

When are the @astros gonna stop letting these sorry motherfuckers creep in the lineup while we never call up a rookie to take a job. Soft af

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@mrmanmoss16 @SmoothieKing Get at him coaches!!! Works hard on and off the field!!!

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

I hope Nesmiths kids turn out gay #pacers

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

Fire McDermott. Rebuild the defense who cannot stop anyone every year in the playoffs. Get Allen another receiver. Do whatever it takes to keep diggs. Trade white, he’s always injured.

[JW @JWepp]

Josh Allen to Tyler Bass in the locker room

[poochie @ColonelPoochie]

@HiRezStudios instead of worrying so much about smite 2 can we please not allow a double game crash in back to back team fights?????? Ffs