Robert Durst

*muffled sounds of gorilla violence*

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Football twitter account not understanding the concept of love is the best self own ever

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

Early days but Caicedo fucking stinks. Cost FOUR TIMES as much as Kante and he just runs around like a headless chicken all game

[#8 @_JoeAlexanderr]

Imagine giving three blokes blank cheques, watching them spend £300M+ on central midfielders only for Amrabat and McTominay to run them ragged. There WILL be a criminal investigation after they’ve been sacked.

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

I’d genuinely rather have kept Mendy or Kepa than Bob Sanchez, worst keeper in the league

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@CFCDaily That is a very clear dive

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@Dr0Pil0T What if other people just prayed harder than you

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@cfcrole_bobby Wouldn’t make any sense

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@bustelo4babies That’s not math

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@starwarstufff Like a generous 3/10

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@willsgardevoir Grown adult btw

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We're hoping to reach 15k followers by the end of the season. Please RT and help us spread the good word MCFC! #mcfc

[againstvapes @againstvapes]

The actor for the Good Doctor is actually British! You may recognise him from Charlie and The Chocolate factory. While Dr Sean Murphy is an American character, the show hints at his British roots by having him harass a trans child

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

too self aware for foreplay i’m so sorry… take that nurse costume off i know you didn’t go to med school

[L @Iewdawg]

we all saw what barkley just did to him right?

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@TheChelseaTalk This doesn’t really hold up when Roman and Marina said no for three years straight lmao

[Robert Durst @ColonelSandurst]

@rasalistair @EmmaTolkin 95% of the songs on here are absolute train wrecks

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Wow it was not a good year

[Jéssica Frota @Je_Frota]

I don't think there's been a single game this season in which we haven't had less than 6 injuries to the first team. And yet, I don't see anyone talking about an "injury crisis" at Chelsea, as I so often see at other clubs.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Guys is this good