Colonel Tim Montoya

Colonel Tim has been delighting people for centuries and will continue to entertain until the end of days

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Catch up on those podcasts! #QuarantineActivities #FamilyGuy

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@TheDeniseCrosby @SirPatStew Shaka when the walls fell 😢

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Shaka when the walls fell #RIPPatrickStewart

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@americah @FocusGroupbySG the Focus Group website that Sago uses will never help or answer complainer tickets so you have to call the office directly to even talk to someone [phone]

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@FocusGroupbySG I’ve been waiting three months to get paid from one of your studies and no one will return answer the tickets I put in on the website. Is there a number I can call?

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@sagomrx hello I am one of the many that have not been paid since participating in one of your focus groups can I get help or are you just going to respond with the auto response?

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@FocusGroupbySG So are you going to look into this? It’s been 3 days and I haven’t heard anything from you

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@FocusGroupbySG [email protected] you’ll find an unanswered help request ticket under that email as well

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@GQMagazine @zachbaron @TomCruise He’s used to talking to sea org slaves that applaud everything he says no matter how pointless and asinine it is

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@MattWallace888 Families can be terrible, not everyone believes in Jesus and she’s not hurting anybody so get a life and let people enjoy things

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Trump‘s reflecting pool man. Has a strong “One of the first guys on the Lufthansa crew to get whacked by Jimmy” vibe.

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Why would you want to make it legal to blind veterans?!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Meta and UFC president Dana White have announced a program to provide free AI-powered smart glasses to legally blind U.S. veterans

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@IHeartSeanLeahy @keithcoogan Came here specifically looking for that comment 😂

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@jizmo15 @JOKAQARMY1 Oh my god he’s so Francis!!

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@jizmo15 @JOKAQARMY1 😂😂😂

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

The longer he’s gone the more I miss Norm Macdonald. Enjoy his famous moth joke.

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

Italy becomes the first country to grant paid leave so that workers can stay home and care for their sick or injured pet.

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@keithcoogan “Patrick! Put your mother on the f*cking phone!” 😂