Colonel Tim Montoya

Colonel Tim has been delighting people for centuries and will continue to entertain until the end of days

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Catch up on those podcasts! #QuarantineActivities #FamilyGuy

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Trump‘s reflecting pool man. Has a strong “One of the first guys on the Lufthansa crew to get whacked by Jimmy” vibe.

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Why would you want to make it legal to blind veterans?!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Meta and UFC president Dana White have announced a program to provide free AI-powered smart glasses to legally blind U.S. veterans

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@IHeartSeanLeahy @keithcoogan Came here specifically looking for that comment 😂

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@jizmo15 @JOKAQARMY1 Oh my god he’s so Francis!!

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@jizmo15 @JOKAQARMY1 😂😂😂

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

The longer he’s gone the more I miss Norm Macdonald. Enjoy his famous moth joke.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Italy becomes the first country to grant paid leave so that workers can stay home and care for their sick or injured pet.

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@keithcoogan “Patrick! Put your mother on the f*cking phone!” 😂

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@McDonalds

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Hey @McDonalds! These posters are on every McDonalds in LA. So what the hell? This poster was taken at the location on the app photo btw

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Hey @McDonalds! These posters are on every McDonalds in LA. So what the hell? This poster was taken at the location on the app photo btw

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@BrendaKate

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is goodboy. Skipped regular fetch to become the undisputed best goalkeeper instead. Those dives and saves? Straight Red Bull energy, making pros look slow. Then one tail wag and your heart's done for. 🐶⚽❤️

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

So is it just store policy that @DollarTree only has one employee per store no matter how busy it is? #imissthe99centsstore

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

@BrendaKate

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

These are the Balcony Welcoming Committee. They love to stack up across apartment floors every morning, to greet their favorite passerby. Best way to start any day. would leave 5 minutes early forever

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Case dismissed!

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Getting back at those damn kids who ran me over last summer

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

???🤔

[Colonel Tim Montoya @ColonelTimmy]

Oh you know he’s fuckin in that thing

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his gifts of rings to elves, dwarves, and men. was not aware he forged in secret a master ring to control all others.