Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland

A Fighting Gamecock.

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Racer Nation,

Ready the cannons. We ride.

—Zebuliah

[Murray State Football @racersfootball]

𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙆𝙔 🟦🟨

𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨

@NolandZeb

#GoRacers🏇

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock faithful,

The smoke rises upon ol’ Rocky Top. I, General Noland, have arrived in Knoxville to pull Colonel Rattler through this darkest night. The troops are ready for battle! Fire the cannons! Captain X. Legette coming to a checker board near you!

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Today, Colonel @SpencerRattler leads the men against the mongrel regiment from Mississippi. The cannons are ready. Fear not for us—we march to victory.

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock Nation,

General King has issued a call to arms. Let us answer!

—Zebuliah

[Justin King @JustinKing]

To raise the other half, it was recommended by the organization who trains the dog to create a GoFundMe.

You can find that here: https://t.co/pWgH3BsK6B

[Zeb Noland @NolandZeb]

*Try Truck driver

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock Nation,

Fire the cannons. To hell with Clemson!

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Today marks the long-awaited debut of Colonel Rattler, who is even now preparing to lead our men into battle against the Panther brigade. Send us your prayers for victory, and against casualties.

All my love,

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Gen. Beamer has donned his celebratory sun spectacles this evening. They are said to inspire both fear and envy among our enemies.

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Enclosed in this missive are photos of our battalion collected by a local scribe. You may spot a familiar face.

Our glorious campaign resumes but 8 weeks hence. We are eager to test ourselves on the battlefield once more.

All my love,

—Zebuliah

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

There are 8️⃣ Saturdays until Gamecock football

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Fire the cannons! The @CocksLacrosse regiment has emerged victorious!

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Tonight I will command battle drills in front of the Carolina faithful in order to showcase the prowess of our battalion. Already a great crowd is gathered outside the gates of Fort Williams-Brice. I think they are anticipating Colonel Rattler’s debut.

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock Nation,

Thank you all for following along my journey from private to Brigadier General. If you’d like to learn more, you may be interested in perusing the attached missive.

Forever to thee.

—Zebuliah

https://t.co/2SEt7zntR0

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest @TheCarolinaGrls,

Word has reached Fort Williams-Brice that you have returned victorious from your campaign in Daytona for the second year in a row! Truly, you are the pinnacle of excellence. The Carolina faithful are proud!

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock Nation,

Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee! National Champions!

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

To you, General Staley, and to the soldiers Amihere, Beal, Boston, Cardoso, Cooke, Feagin, Grissett, Hall, Henderson, Johnson, Littleton, Rivers, Russell, Saxton, Thompson, and Wesolek—the Carolina faithful are behind you, irrevocably.

Bring it home.

—Zebuliah

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest General @dawnstaley,

Word of your glorious campaign has reached Fort Williams-Brice. Tales of hard-won victories, of accolades heaped upon your regiment. I cannot express how proud you have made the Carolina faithful. (1/3)

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

There is but one foe remaining—one opponent standing between you and eternal glory. May your defenses hold, and may your aim be true. Arrive on the field of battle as the best versions of yourselves, and no weapon formed against you shall prosper. (2/3)

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

My local artisan friend has informed me that today will be the final day to purchase commemorative battle garb. Col. Doty is fond of his.

I hope you and Father are well. I will be home to visit very soon.

—Zebuliah

https://t.co/hXB59VALjl

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

Victory is sweet. Cols. Joyner and White were superb. Capts. Bell and Harris, impeccable. This team, unforgettable.

Now, for a well-deserved rest.

–Zebuliah

PS–Commemorative garments will be available for one more week at https://t.co/hXB59VALjl, if you like.

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Gamecock Nation,

Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee.

–Brigadier General Zebuliah Noland