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@PKSubban1 are your pants above your belly button?

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@s_george3 @WatchMarquee One of the best nights of my life!

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@s_george3 @snotwurst420 And it was awesome!!!

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Here is my annual list of college football teams that will always disappoint you in no particular order:
Michigan, Notre Dame, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee

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@Glimpse_of_Glo @GGMike29 @barstoolsports @chancetherapper This tweet is just simply not true at all

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This is so inaccurate…I stare at it from my window.

[Josh Berhow @Josh_Berhow]

Dads walking around the yard after every storm

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@Jomboy_ The biggest miscalculation is that eye black.

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What should I get?

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@LoriLightfoot Something about this tweet is just so ironic.

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@darrenrovell @s_george3 This is case in point.

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@s_george3 of course this weasel won’t allow people to respond to his takes. Not saying the mint julep is a great drink but the worst is quite a stretch. Ever had malort?

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

One of the worst drinks ever made.

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Want to know what being 32 is like? I cleaned the grout in my bathroom yesterday and cannot stop looking at it.

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@JoePGorman Sounds like something a robot would say.

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@BWalkerSEC @BWCFBS @MikeMett joe dirt should be on this list.

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@tokenCEO @EKANardini @Return_Of_RB because he is passionate

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@AdamSchefter Did Andrew Luck take up crack as a hobby when he retired?

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@JeffDLowe @s_george3 wish this was more popular in the US. Could totally get behind this.

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@chicagosmayor Shut the fuck up

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@johncusack Does this include @barstoolWSD ?

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Is it just me or is the toilet stall the best seat in the house at the airport since you don’t have to wear a mask?