pablointhe520

Grateful husband, rescue dad and sarcastic MF.
Working on myself & that sober life.
Go west, young man-- Horace Greeley
Headed back to the 520 🌵🌵🌵

[pablointhe520 @ColoradoCards]

@morningsue read your article on hot dogs. Read @Ruttshut is amazing. Ever had a #sonoranhotdog? Must try. BTW the chili stuffed dogs were #frankenstuffs. I loved them like your pops.

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@RaisingZona Buddha Baker... oh wait..

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@GSwaim @TheDigitalDam Parody maybe

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#wastemanagement #wastemanagementsucks

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@WasteManagement you guys clearly just make this stuff up...

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@WasteManagement you guys clearly just make this stuff up...

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@steves6000 @jasonscheer You have to pay for that

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@LeadingReport Alleged by whom

[🦋🌊Whistler’s Mama the resisting sister🌊🦋 @origexoticar]

@MattWallace888 So what?! The judge doesn’t decide the case, a jury decides. You people are fear mongering hacks. Just stop with the bullshit already.

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@muffley_merkin @jasonscheer "You douchbags bring your A-game? Just messing with you sasquatch... Rain man! Let it rain! Rain Dance!"

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@AZGatoLoco @jasonscheer Thank you for a fact-based assessment but do you think that his dad and brother ever thought he'd ever come here and be a contributor?

[pablointhe520 @ColoradoCards]

Great day. Saw two coyotes, a hawk, one javelina, 11 chihuauas, 2 C130s, 6 A10s, 4 F16s, a Lamborghini Countach and 3 handlebar mustaches... oh... almost forgot, spoke with a cougar... #keeptucsonweird #keeptucsontucson #tucson #thedirtyt #whyilovewhereilive #Tucson

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So @USPS, "informed delivery" would only be an accurate name if 1. It provided accurate information and 2. You actually delivered the mail you suggested you were. Perhaps "View Random Lost Mail" would be more appropriate. #postoffice #informeddelivery

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Has there ever been a worse omelet than the #denver omelet? I think not. #byedenver

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@koby_thiel @jasonscheer Oh snap

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@tomtoys @jasonscheer 👏👏👏☝️💯

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@redseavic 😔

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Shocking social media has been around all this time without a "report this post as stupid" button. #yourewelcome

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Are there any martial arts out there you can practice without touching another sweaty smelly human being? Asking for a friend

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Congrats my sun devils fans

[Chris Karpman @ChrisKarpman]

The McKale Mary?

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Congrats @ASU impressive win. You shouldn't have been close enough to win in last shot but you were! You guys wanted it more