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I like to talk the shit

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

Perfection is not attainable, but if you chase perfection you can catch excellence.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

dear algorithm, show this to people on the verge of job breakthroughs, successful interviews and rapid career advancement.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

The dirtiest manipulation during a breakup is when a person has already decided to leave u, but they are too much of a coward to take the first step. They are afraid to make that decision and take responsibility, so they intentionally create unbearable conditions for u. They provoke u into arguments, emotional instability, and push you to the point where the idea of ending the relationship comes from u. So that you are the one who does it, and the blame for destroying the relationship falls on u.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women betray the men who treat them right but worship the ones who ruin them.

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

Christ it’s taken them less than an hour to fabricate a fake PGMOL statement. Utterly unhinged fanbase.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@utdreport @ManUtdMEN Bring back the 3-5-2 and rock that shit for a game.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@verbalriotshow The world where her legs weigh 75lbs each?

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@kirawontmiss Any tax not actively being used to pay down the debt is a waste.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@SimplyUtd Bruno starts for every team on the planet. He's easily the best player in the world right now.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@iam_commando When Pirlo was 20/21 he was a loan product playing for Reggina.

Fuck off you knobby, racist, ABU, piece of shit.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@metawolf_eth @BaldyHonest @Golden_Sledge @ricwe123 My guess is - whatever we need to do we will do.

Our military capacity is still top in the world. China needs to bide their time another 5-10 years to challenge us. If they fuck around before that, then they are going to find out.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@BaldyHonest @Golden_Sledge @ricwe123 The idea that we are only producing 100 missiles a month is maybe the most insane thing I've seen on the bird app.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@WelBeast Well, 138/20 = 6.9. You're 9 above the standard deviation. You are 1.5x nominal value above average.

You also score via cunt fucking your opponents.

[Grim Universe Comics 💀 @sanguinetales]

Everyone who said Jim Carey just got botox owes conspiracy theorists an apology.

Mask maker Alexis Stone did a Prank/Social Experiment.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@StevenKerwin @amilleraz0 Not sure the relevance in counting is to a reading exercise but go ahead and pop off.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@CPFCHQ Okay. Freekick outside the box - - still a red card. You're still losing.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@Muppetiers To be fair - he's stopped a couple of their counters which has been detrimental to Arsenal - but, yes, their corner kick shenanigans not being called out is absurd.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@DearS_o_n Honestly - this mindset was easiest for me to maintain the first time I saw my checking account go above 10K. When it dipped below I felt poor. So, now, 10K is the new minimum.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@StevenKerwin @amilleraz0 to be fair to them - if you were shown this as just numbers without proper formatting it would be fairly difficult to do.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@FrancisWegner Obama didn't really start a singular war - but he did drone surveil and randomly strike the entire region - - - he did far more to destabilize the ME than anyone else.

[J W @ColoraduhnGump]

@digijordan NK sits on trillions of dollars of REMs. It would also be like invading China.