Colorato

Some random dude on the internet

[bezpieka @BezpiekaNadaje]

Programistom w końcu udało się wymyślić coś gorszego od curl | bash

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@Mr_PeterM I guess mine goes off because I am swerving but my car doesn't know that I am swerving to avoid potholes

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame But what if I love poor memory management

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@FLEBpuzzles Thank you for making it!

[Colorato @Colorato291]

I fear the day when nature invents completely silent mosquitos. At least I won't have to be an active anti air radar at night.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

I'm often told to make backups to "not lose data" and so I did. To this day, in terms of data quantity, I've lost more data from backups than from disk corruption.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame wdym base64 is easily decodable

[Colorato @Colorato291]

Also when you start the car it shows "OK?" on the dashboard. There is a convenient "OK" button on the wheel. Guess what, it also activates cruise control.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

My "Most Counterintuitive Car" award goes to the Peugeot 308. When I see a button on the steering wheel that has the typical play/pause logos (⏯️), I immediately assume that it is for music. To my surprise, it is to activate or deactivate cruise control.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

That moment when you know you pressed update and shut down but wake up to your computer booted into the 2nd OS.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

The amount of jokes and funny wordplay I missed in cartoons and movies just because they were lost in translation is crazy. At least there wasn't anything to lose in Tom and Jerry.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame Bold opinion: we strayed away from physical media once we got rid of punched cards

[Colorato @Colorato291]

Honestly, some of the "April fools" posts from companies this year were genuinely good business ideas they should execute or have already been done by their branches in other countries or competitors. Don't tell me "haha it was a joke" if it's a beneficial idea and has been done.

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame I will remind you that these sentences are also valid: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" and "Will smith Will Smith smith smith Will Smith".

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame Is this one of them?

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame I don't know about "The Tower - Idle Tower Defense", but BTD6 can get frustrating

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@MareksGeistarts https://t.co/V0diKnirlZ

[Colorato @Colorato291]

@towerrgame bro...