JohnnyOnTheSpot

pun intended | haters hate us cause we hiatus | Public Figure | Branch Davidian | Tobey Maguire Buff | Resting my eyes=Sleeping | him/he/hi/guy/poop/pee/food

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

@flept Yo he said, “bro don’t get in the car with me if u gon scream everytime i crash”😂😂😂

[Mike Zavagno @MZavagno11]

I have simply never seen a head coach mentally collapse like this in a game. How many other coaches at ANY level allow the opposing team to go on an 18-1 run without a timeout or a lineup change?

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

@HeyYoungKings Take your top off!

[clarke | ǝʞɹɐlɔ WHEEZY DAY @MAYFlELDSMAX]

“Duffer Brothers confirm-“

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Meet your demise…John Wilkes Sloth

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Arat Lincoln

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

So is there like no food in Hungary or what?

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

I wish I was a turtle so I couldn’t get stabbed in the back…🥲

[FearTheSword @FearTheSword]

The NBA admits that two blown calls went against the Cavs in their Game 2 loss to the Pacers https://t.co/TzEPSb0fRI

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Warning: Don’t say “coffee” backwards! Hahaha happy Friday guys😹😹😹😹

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Don’t leave me alone in a room with the Costco Guys🤤😩

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

ESPN confirmed Patrick Mahomes was found overdosed on Johnny fuckin Walker in his Miami penthouse. Taylor Swift allegedly fled the scene with the Johnny fuckin Walker🚨

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

We are NOT the same💨 while you’re at McDonald’s I’m sippin on that Johnny fuckin Walker🔥

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Can’t stop sipping on that Johnny fuckin Walker😋

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Hey what’s Travis Hunter’s middle name.. Deer?

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Texted this Mexican dude a long text in English and he responded with “Que” like okay Mr Fancy pants you could have just used “K”

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

I think someone shit in my pants last night, not entirely sure…

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

I was like hey formaldehyde, and then it turned out formalde was really good at hide and seek. I could not find that bastard anywhere, I should have said hey formaldecomeoutcomeoutwhereeveryouare!😃

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

Hey, if I knew Beer Flights were a thing, I would have never booked with United😹😹😹😹😹

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

I guess nobody wins or loses in Thailand huh?😹😹😹

[JohnnyOnTheSpot @ColoredPencil35]

I’m not really a morning person… or a day or a night person😹😹😹