NEW: Louisiana pedoph*le who r*ped a 14-year-old girl multiple times has been ordered to be physically castrated.
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54-year-old Glenn Sullivan Sr. pleaded guilty to four counts of second-degree r*pe.
Sullivan impregnated a teenager by r*ping her multiple times and then terrorizing the girl and her family into silence.
The girl eventually came forward and Sullivan was charged.
He was sentenced to 50 years in prison and the removal of his testicles.
“I want to say I've had three people ordered to be chemically castrated but, to my knowledge, this is the first physical castration to be ordered," Assistant District Attorney Brad Cascio said.
IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Hayao Miyazaki will not be retiring after all.
Studio Ghibli's vice-president has declared that he has already returned to the office with new ideas for a new film.
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