This Guy

If you could talk me down off this 5 day elmers glue high that would be great. 

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I haven't played grand theft auto.....but I was once in Chicago for the weekend.

[jemis @TinyMarkTwain]

If you think you can be happy, you can.
If you think you'll always be sad, you're right.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I intend to lecture everyone with substandard Avi's while I hide behind smeagel.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

You can't really appreciate spongebob till you've heard it in the original Klingon.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I want to be the reason you.......

Honestly I don't really care.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

Being unwilling to do something is effectively the same as being unable to do something.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

Selfies....but with all my scabs showing.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I've never really been financially stable since my beanbag repair shop failed.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

'Sometimes people is just powerful mean'

~ honey boo boo

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

“One may smile, and smile, and be a villain. ”

~ William Shakespeare, Hamlet

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

Seize the initiative!

Punt on first down.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I have nothing but punters on my fantasy team.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

Life of pi...but with a gerbil.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I'm a glass half broken kinda guy

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

"How bout you come over and look at my captains log"

~star trek sext

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I would like to start a reality show based on a popular children's game with built in name recognition; duck duck goose dynasty.

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

What's goin on with John Kerry's chin?

[This Guy @Colorlessdave]

I think you can trace the decline of western civilization to the introduction of heated car seats.