Dad flopped down in the snow. We ran over, afraid he'd pulled a tendon. He grinned. "Look, I'm under the weather!"
We left him there, calling, "Hey, it snow problem!"
Some skiers still hear his ghostly voice, asking if they heard about the cheese factory that exploded.
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.@VWRPodcast may I please put in a plug for The King's Man. So little justification to fight such an ultimately sympathetic villain.
I mean, he was just anti-colonialist, basically. Just a lil dash of Communism in there. Just to spice it up a bit.
#letsrelitigatewwi
When They arrived
They asked for the best technology our species had to offer
and I
stupidly
gave the bastards a phone
bread
ibuprofen
a day planner
a semi-automatic
a folding chair
a dog.
You technically don't HAVE to vote for Them Tuesday
but
I wouldn't disobey.
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My name is Adam Langley and I am a writer. I will be a writer whether I am published or not. My life is not a waste of time. I have nothing to prove to any of you.
Anyway, yes, my car is number 4 on the…yeah. And a lottery ticket. Thanks.
Morpheus: if you take the blue pill, your life will remain the same. If you--
Me: wouldn't that also apply if I don't take either pill?
M: you have to take one of them.
Me: yeah I'm going to make the radical choice of not taking a pill from a stranger.
M: *crams pill down throat*
My life lies in tattered ruins about me. What was it about those Halloween sprinkles that drew me inexorably into darkness? I cannot say. The frenzy has left me now. To those that survived: I cannot say when the madness will strike me again. Donut return. #Krispyskreme#mbmbam
Happy #HispanicHeritageMonth !
I'd just like to point out that if Enrique Iglesias was of British heritage, his name would be Henry Churches, which definitely sounds like someone who manages the second most successful washer/dryer repair service in his city.
It took forever. It needed to happen on a Saturday, and he needed to be distracted. But his college team was so piss-poor that games were never close or interesting. Finally, after a month, they managed to tie up the #score for a bit. As he yelled at the screen, I struck.
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She looked like the the shore her army came from: not summery and golden, but with white-sand skin, seaweed-black hair, and eyes like glittering seaglass. No one would ever know how, but when the old king fell, the crown landed on her head without even touching the floor.
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