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Per your therapist I’m the one.

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The Right to Keep and Bear Arms is a cornerstone of Western Civilization. It has ALWAYS been part of it. It was the difference between being free and being a slave in antiquity. The US didn't invent it, we recognized it for what it is and always was. Without it, no Western Civ.

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@notadvice @lisavsworld Totally could look like that but, nah! 😂

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@CamEdwards Praying for you Cam. She was amazing. My wife and I loved her IG content, always making great stuff! Fuck cancer!

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@damintoell But “Tamin Doell” is a pretty weak alias…

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@Krissy_MeowMom I learned how to cook it for her. It wasn’t hard, timing was the only tricky part!

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Quite the crowd… 😂

[Grand Rapids Businessman @GR_businessman]

NOW: Revolutionary Communists of America spotted in downtown Grand Rapids.

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@unclegarytrucks I didn’t appreciate that!

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@AnnaKKraken It’s been a rough time. Take care of yourself and if that means crying your eyes out, that’s what needs to be done.

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@MrsMtHeathen I’m sorry friend. Prayers sent!

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Giganto Puppy doesn’t ask for loves, she grabs you and demands attention!

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@ScottMcBryde1 @KyleJones657257 I haven’t been to the Island in 15 years.

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If I get married again I plan to spend $7, and $5 is the tip for the Elvis Impersonator, aka @KyleJones657257

[Maps Gone Wrong 🗺️ @MapsGoneWrong]

How much did you spend on your wedding?

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@tweetsmoe Like the George Strait song? My wife LOVED his music. It’s great. A bit sadder now but, that’s ok too.

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@Jexxie I just did the dishes. Finally. I was out of plates! Ugh.

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@ScottMcBryde1 @KyleJones657257 I believe it about Ann Arbor. Mackinac Island probably isn’t cheap either.

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@DomesticCEOCat @WoldenAnita It’s always more fun at camp than I expect. It hjust seems more like a chore than a vacation sometimes.

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@colynn_s Only 173 days.

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@2fluffy2furious Oh dear… this sounds bad.

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@WoldenAnita Well, to be fair I’m going for free, just have to drive there. And food is included. Cheapest vacation ever! Just have to do some silly stuff and be responsible. Only bummer is, can’t bring the dogs.

[Navi of Boomhandia @NaviGoBoom]

This is the Sleepy Joe Drill:

1. Buy a shotgun
2. Slowly load said shotgun
3. Fire two blasts

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@11MyJam What if our faces were in our crotches instead?