Matt Colston

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@ChiBearsMuse The Indiana Bears are the team to beat in the north this season

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@That_Hurts Imagine not having 6 Super Bowls

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@LeadingReport Gestating Parent F*cker

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@LizInTheB @GrantSmithEllis Keep scrolling, you'll find it

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@FightWithMemes No, they're at like 1pm. Very boring esp if you don't know other parents there but the kids love it and have so much fun. They never go past 2 hours and cell phones get you through it

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@elonmusk @RupertLowe10 The judge must not have known they had a tough upbringing and were stressed that day

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@aj_muse_ Less than an hour to delete this

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@nypost I’ve panicked in the bottom of my parents pool thinking i wasnt going to make it to the surface. 15 minutes seems rough

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@wholefnshow11 You Dem pussy

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@nypost Risking lives for bodies makes no sense to me

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@TheStingisBack And he put that d*ckhead Ug in his place during summer camp

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@PhillyCentral2 @Savageboston @tomecurran You’d have to triple your super bowls to tie us

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@esjesjesj Kill him, then resuscitate him and kill him again

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@BoutThemBirds @NorthmanKnox Come on.... she's so ugly

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@TripletMommy @Viralvid_89 They don't want people beating up the elderly. Pretty self explanatory

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@Ambs96 @MattWalshBlog Yes please

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@mrwtffacts That couldn't have been good for his mental health

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@CockkHolliday Gotta say… this list is pretty elite

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@nypost This guys got sex slave written all over him

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@fd_guru @takesaremyown @nflrums People bet for entertainment not to make money? Elite stupidity