colt

chillin the most

[colt @ColtHolder]

@LASHYBILLS Watch the guy run up on the carriage and smack the fuck out of one of the horses with what looks like a buggy whip toward the end of the video. That’s when the horses start running. Says everything about the quality of people here tbh. Not to mention everyone’s “funeral attire”🤨

[colt @ColtHolder]

Daydreaming abt getting a new vehicle and I’m stuck between an Audi S5 or a Lexus GX550…I wanna go fast but also my back hurts.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

They'll always align to censor us and divide us

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The mind-blowing thing is no identification to vote WHATSOEVER, not even a library card, is required in the gray states!

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

@iamyesyouareno If you *indiscriminately* import demographics from the red regions into the green regions you are EXPLICITLY choosing to allow women and girls in your country to experience sexual violence.

It's an undeniable statistical reality.

[colt @ColtHolder]

@1GunnaGunna why would you shit on pre-existing turds? Just flush…

[colt @ColtHolder]

It’s actually kinda lonely when you’re in a different season of life than all your friends and never see them anymore.

[colt @ColtHolder]

Mind my wicked words and tipsy topsy slurs

[colt @ColtHolder]

Megan Thee Stallion makes music for chicks with 3+ items hanging from their rear view mirror (one of the items is a sun bleached lei)

[colt @ColtHolder]

@XavierWulf always pulling up somewhere or “switching back” to himself

[colt @ColtHolder]

If somebody recently wished for me to have a shitty week, you’ll be glad to know it came true

[colt @ColtHolder]

We should melt Antarctica and see what’s under all that ice

[colt @ColtHolder]

Your midnight snack has 40 calories. Mine has 4 courses. We ain’t the same.

[colt @ColtHolder]

So stoked for all the Vols memes to come #RubsHandsLikeBirdman

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

ROCKY TOP!

[colt @ColtHolder]

It isn’t on our registry but stg if somebody doesn’t get me and Reagan a tin of Royal Dansk cookies for a wedding gift I’m gonna be pissed. Like where do y’all expect us to put sewing stuff?

[brandon* @brndxix]

this video pretty much describes my spotify

[colt @ColtHolder]

@Gale_Lyssa 💀 and this

[colt @ColtHolder]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo from Cinderella sounds like some $uicideboy$ lyrics

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If it has lettuce and tomato it's a salad