Colton Moorman

Small town guy enjoying Arkansas life. Razorbacks, Packers, Braves. RIP Dad 7/13/17

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@PGATUOR It’s all in the hips.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

People will never know how much this commercial influenced our conversations in middle school

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

Break 50 with @PGA_JohnDaly dropping tomorrow, this episode was absolute chaos 😂

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@hodgetwins @JackPosobiec Poso wouldn’t drive a convertible

[The Money Cruncher, CPA @money_cruncher]

I reviewed Kamala Harris's tax policy.

It's not looking good.

Here is everything you need to know:

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Needs to happen

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Just watched the @RazorbackMBB ppl
greet John Calipari & he was treated like Royalty by those came out at Bud Walton Arena than at the presser he was fired up like someone getting his 1st coaching job. My gut says this is going to be a great marriage .WOO PIG SOOUIE!

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

A true great man. Great dad. Great actor. Great athlete. So much fun to be around always. Smart as hell. Loyal as hell. Funny as hell. Loved his sons more than anything. What a guy!! Everyone loved him. My wife and I had the best times with him every time we saw him. Love to his entire family and Carl will always be known as a true legend.

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@nypost Careful @abbydiane_p

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@Braves Andruw!!

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@AmiriKing

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@jason_howerton @KevinHart4real

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@JesseKellyDC Same here. 40% gone like that. Why do I bust my ass just to have the govt give it away to foreign nations??

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Japanese call of the walkoff hit is ELECTRIC 🔥 @BRWalkoff

(via @bubbaprog)

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@FanDuel @RazorbackMBB @RazorbackBSB @RazorbackFB @RazorbackSB Don’t forget @RazorbackTF

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - DeLuca's Pizzeria (Hot Springs, AR)

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

We will ever find out what was on page 47? I want National Treasure 3 asap.

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@BuckSexton Meanwhile, top companies are announcing layoffs in the thousands daily it seems.

[Colton Moorman @ColtMoorman]

@POTUS