Colt Sebastian Taylor

Adventurer, Entrepreneur, Amateur everything. My views are my own, fools. RT is short for Retweets.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Timothy Dalton in HOT FUZZ (2007) is one of the great casting jokes. A man once criticized for being too intense as James Bond gets dropped into a comedy and turns that exact intensity into the funniest thing in the movie.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

Are seals the Boxers of the ocean?

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is the least serious creature on the planet 😂

📹: sealionreggie

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

This is @RobSandIA, the Democratic nominee for governor of Iowa….LFG bro!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Maya Rudolph is one of those rare nepotism stories where the conversation barely lasts. Being the daughter of a legend got attention early. Becoming one of the funniest and most versatile performers of her generation is what kept it.

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Turns out Hunter Biden is actually pretty good at dealing with MAGA idiots.

He answers calmly and with facts.

Something the Fox News damaged crowd clearly is not used to.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Today, Trump appointed Bill Pulte as Director of National Intelligence.

I’ve spent nearly a year investigating the Epstein files.

When I saw the announcement, I went back into my records and searched one word:

Pulte. 🔥🧵

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@NickRogersBTL I don't think they needed any help to look bad, bro.

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@KyleClark Good lord, who are these people?

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@KyleClark I'd like to report an arson.

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

El actor de He-Man live action (Nicholas Galitzine) acaba de recrear el meme

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@gregbradyx To be fair, you are also a bootlicker with no spine.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning:

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@QueenieandBlue @BlueandQueenie @KinguinNet @vegaslancaster

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

[Alberta Tech @albertadevs]

BREAKING: CEO discovers tokens cost money

[Colt Sebastian Taylor @ColtSTaylor]

@sloflyer032 @sentdefender Parody account?

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@sternpinball @vegaslancaster Sounds like a winner to me!