Colt Sebring

played some ball | country lawyer | 2-0 in small claims court trials | teach law and history

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@Zionisthegoat5 Legend

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@AntiTrumpCanada This is more embarrassing

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@backindacloset On my soul the WNBA is going to fold if they don’t stop with the politics

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@brian_woolen Legend

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@PTSportsFix False. Ruth and Williams have higher OPS and they did it clean and Williams paused his career to be a war hero.

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@TerribleTerry83 Please tell me clowns are not going to post Jeter

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@DEADLINE Such a dumb take. The govt is not trying to silence that douche Ruffalo. The American public is just noting that he is a raging antisemite.

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@Barkley_Tap

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@HawkEmDownChris LT because he solicited underage hookers

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@Jimfrombaseball Best moment in all star history. Send the game back to Fenway, now.

[Zach Osterman @ZachOsterman]

Bob Seger wrote this song after he heard Robert Redford’s line in The Sting: “It’s 2 in the morning and I don’t know nobody.”

It is a pitch perfect song, and this is a pitch perfect performance.

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@SleeperRedSox Not so fast my friend

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

[J.D. Simkins @simkins_jd]

After 200-plus days at sea, the USS Abraham Lincoln crew is slated to get a port visit ... in Thailand

People cannot fathom the level of incoming debauchery...

[Tom Sauer @thomasbsauer]

pray for thailand

[Colt Sebring @ColtSebring]

@nypost Damn. Say anything is ruined for me now. What a douche

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

Jaws is on, so let me share again the greatest review in cinema history.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Thanks to this motherfucker I spent half my childhood on high alert waiting to be kidnapped. On the other hand, I never got kidnapped. Thank you for your service.

[Definitely Not Stoned @downlowfarming]

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