Colton

Hey, I'm Colton, I write mortgages and care about the world and shit.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

@Bud_Dupree I hope you're able to get a deal done and come back to the burgh!

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

List of acceptable times to put your hands on another person:
1. When both parties consent to it.
That's the whole list.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

When I was a teenager I learned to break an egg one handed because I knew it'd impress a girl someday. I'm almost 33 and I have impressed not one person with my impressive skill.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

Relish is a bold name for such a shitty condiment.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

@VinnyVidiVici98 thanks for everything man. I wish the best for you and your family on your next chapter.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Your reminder that the phrase “medical bankruptcy” is incoherent in every other industrialized country on the planet.

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

If the minimum wage had increased at the rate of productivity since 1960, it would be $23/hour. Instead, it’s $7.25.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

Fist bump me with an extended elbow, I'm Irish.

[Colton @ColtTheRyan]

@ZBNFL You've got the most wholesome ass twitter feed. I'm all about it. Keep up the food work.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

My kink is message discipline.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

kids, eat your dinner there are starving hedgefundies on wall street

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Aditi Kinkhabwala @AKinkhabwala]

TJ Watt has nine sacks and 28 QB hits through nine games. Only once before in the last 15 years has a player had nine sacks and 25 QB hits in his team’s first nine games: 2015, when TJ’s big brother, JJ, did it.

JJ was the #NFL Defensive Player of the Year that season.

[Chase Claypool @ChaseClaypool]

Losing? Never heard of her.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

👀 👀

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

#CNNisTrash

absolutely disgusting

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We must repeal Citizens United, move to public funding of elections and end voter suppression and gerrymandering.

Our goal: establish a political system that has the highest voter turnout in the world and is governed by the democratic principle ‘one person - one vote.’

[LOMA @VasylLomachenko]

. @TheNotoriousMMA need another sparring partner to test your skills against? 📞...................

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.