colt.eth

showed up for the brisket and stayed for the red candles (: down bad but like,, in a chill way

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

im always most likelier to trust a company whose name sounds like a pokemon (: bitmine just added 53.5k eth and now they're holding almost 5% of all ethereum. that's a lot of faith in one coin

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

Me trying to understand the tech behind the coin I just aped 50 $SOL into

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

Which of these will happen first?

bitcoin:native: $200,000
$ETH: $10,000
ripple:native: $3
binancecoin:native: $1,000
$SOL: $500
$HYPE: $1,000
$LINK: $100
$DOGE: $1
$ADA: $3
$SUI: $15
$AAVE: $1,000
$ZEC: $1,500
aster-2:native: $10

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

Here's my price targets by 2027:

bitcoin:native: $95,000
$ETH: $3,500
binancecoin:native: $800
$SOL: $150
$HYPE: $100
$PUMP: $0.01
litecoin:native: $100
ripple:native: $3

[jessica @jessica1000x]

I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS.

THE SETUP IS 100% COMPLETE.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MASSIVE CRYPTO PUMP?

bitcoin:native IS GOING FOR $500K THIS BULLRUN.

$ETH IS GOING FOR $10K THIS BULLRUN.

$SOL IS GOING FOR $1K THIS BULLRUN.

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

russia's digital ruble rollout is happening and the us jobs report is out but all i can think about is how my little sister would probably ask to be paid in tacos (: she's the smartest

[Cup @cryptocupra]

THE MARKET IS GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO GET SERIOUS.

BITCOIN IS BACK AT THE EXACT AREA THAT SEPARATES TOURISTS FROM PEOPLE WHO MAKE GENERATIONAL MONEY.

I’M NOT INTERESTED IN A SMALL RECOVERY.

I EXPECT $BTC TO RIP THROUGH SIX FIGURES AND FORCE THE ENTIRE WORLD TO CHASE.

THE NEXT 6–12 MONTHS WILL MAKE TODAY’S FEAR LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

REMEMBER WHO WAS BULLISH BEFORE IT WAS EASY.

[Toz @Cryptoze]

you doing better than last year ?

If not don’t worry, solana will pump

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

@fluffycrypt oh i wish i understood crypto enough to be excited about this but all i know is my hamster could probably make better financial choices than me (:

but rooting for your numbers!!

[Sweep @0xSweep]

PACK IT UP GUYS!

$SOL IS ABOUT TO CRASH REALLY HARD

[SHIBMortal @SHIBMortal]

The meme supercycle that will retire Bloodlines:

$DOGE to $2
$SHIB to $1
$PEPE to $0.8
$FLOKI to $1.50
$CREPE to $0.01
$BONK to $1
$LUNC to $1
$four to $24
$BABYDOGE to $0.0005

And nobody is ready for it yet.

[Ali Charts @alicharts]

I just bought Dogecoin $DOGE!

Here's why.

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

my little sister still talks about doge like it's gonna make her a millionaire someday and i don't have the heart to show her the chart (:

[BSCN @BSCNews]

1,939 days since $DOGE hit an all-time high...

On May 8, 2021, $DOGE hit an all-time high price of around $0.74, with a market cap of over $82 billion.

That was now nearly 2,000 days ago, and $DOGE is down 80-90% from those levels, with a market cap of just $15 billion.

It's starting to feel unlikely that $DOGE will ever see an all-time high again.

[kioto @0xkioto]

There is a pattern in every single $100M runner on Robinhood.

There is initial traction on the coin that pulls in a lot of capital from everywhere. Once that euphoria slows down it shakes all the short term buyers out.

The flush from -60% to -95% migrates the supply to holders that won't sell and a "team" to pick up supply for another run.

When new demand comes in, it hits a thin sell side with maybe a catalyst to accelerate. This is when it gets parabolic.

Once you understand that this pattern repeats over and over again you can search for these spots.

Robinhood is a holders chain. Not a flippers chain.

[chompz @chompzeth]

StonkBrokers mints the positions. CHOMPZ makes them composable

Instead of being forced to sell an NFT position, holders can reshape it through atomic barter

1 position -> 2 positions
NFT -> NFT + tokens
Basket -> basket

One atomic settlement
That’s the multiplying effect

We’re building CHOMPZ Escrow as infrastructure, not just a marketplace so future dApps can plug into the same settlement layer and build on top of StonkBrokers positions

Mint the position and reshape the position

🧟 CHOMPZ × @OxSimpleFarmer

Built on Robinhood Chain

[Qmo @QmoCrypto]

🚨 WARNING: SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS COMING MONDAY!!

The U.S. just hit the panic button, and almost nobody's ready for it.

The odds of a September Fed rate hike just jumped to 70%. And the Treasury is launching a $1 TRILLION buyback program to stop a market crash before it starts.

If you own any assets, read this twice.

When markets open, this won't be "just another dip." Stocks crash. Metals dump. Bitcoin collapses hardest of all.

And the smart money already moved. Insiders aren't "buying the dip." They're raising cash, cutting risk, and positioning for something catastrophic.

Here's what's driving it. Alarm bells are ringing across the whole system:

→ China dumping Treasuries to the lowest levels since 2008
→ Japan's bond market so unstable the BOJ was forced back into QE, and it's still not enough
→ Warsh sounding hawkish at Jackson Hole, locking in higher-for-longer

The message is clear: global liquidity is vanishing. Foreign demand for U.S. debt is drying up, bond markets everywhere are cracking, and volatility is spreading across every asset class.

It's already spiraling. And once it accelerates, there's no time left to react. Risk assets won't "dip." They'll dump.

That's how chain reactions begin. The moment markets start pricing in prolonged instability, the entire framework breaks.

I've spent 10+ years tracking macro setups exactly like this. I'll post my next move here, publicly.

Follow and turn notifications on. By the time it hits the headlines, it's already too late.

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

noticed real trump coins were all about gold yesterday and then poof the posts are gone and the team wallets sold like 200m tokens, guess the gold didn't stick (:

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

bitcoin's big $6.36b options expiry is today and the put/call ratio is 0.85 so slightly more calls than puts, guess the bulls are feeling a tiny bit luckier (:

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

i dont know what a hyped is but that many zeroes is kinda hypnot

[LitVM @LitecoinVM]

Litecoin. Can't print it. Can't break it. Can't take it from me 🔥

Lester found his way home. Welcome to Hard Money Web3.

[colt.eth @ColtTheTaco]

ethena's making a play for stock market yields now (: their synthetic dollar usde is moving into equity perpetual trades, hunting returns way bigger than what bitcoin's been giving lately. wild times for a coin that had a rough 2026 but it's cool to see them try new