Coltan Eastman

Hate my tweet? I’ll probably like yours—I have opinions & beliefs, & expect you do too. Chances are, I’m joking anyway.

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I don’t get what @utahjazz fans problem was with game 2. Best Jazz game of my life!

Also, #GoUtes

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@xxxTtimexxx @statmuse Yeah, hard to see any of those picks being better than a DNP

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@Y3SS1RSK1 @statmuse The value of all picks just skyrocketed with the new flattened draft odds.

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@danielorren @BlueCollarInvr This 100%

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@BlueCollarInvr Who sold you the insurance?

If they’re not licensed to sell insurance, counter sue them. If they’re are licensed, make a claim on their errors and emissions policy.

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@ToddLlewellyn @the_don1722 My uncle owns an auto dent repair business. One time he did a dent for the guy who owns X balm chapstick. He did a partial trade. Needless to say all family, extended family, and friends have more x balm than we’ll use in our lifetimes. 😂

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@Goatsy61 @blakealbers So start your own business and extract as little wealth as possible.

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@TheKingSourceN @Apetey222 I’m apologizing for whoever hurt you.

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@AEDrake9417 @jerome_fletcher @ToddLlewellyn The body adjusts to what you do regularly. Old people who are active live longer, people who are sedentary die.

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@gjjemhunter @ToddLlewellyn Thank God the government didn’t save me from being “exploited” (😂😂😂) when I was a young father. That gave me such a sizable advantage, not sure I’d own my own company, if not for what I stocked away back then.

🤡

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@jakemmccleary @ToddLlewellyn How mad would you be if your chocolate mild got directed to the bathtub instead of the faucet.

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@steve_morg43248 When you always get 3 bids and always choose the lowest bid… you get the lowest quality results.

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@BYUGuy87 61+43 is still less than 134. Unless we’re using BYU grad math, in which case I have no idea.

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@ByuSome @BYUGuy87 @WhittsBurner Dude responded to facts with, well, actually if you hypothetically included a guesstimated estimate of a future number, you’re wrong… 😂😂😂

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@the_don1722 @TaylorWAnderson I’m genuinely hurt. Someone who doesn’t understand why our homes in this area are so valuable is projecting their own insecurities onto me. At least 1/2 a baby aspirin to sleep tonight.

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@the_don1722 @TaylorWAnderson Yes, your inability to comprehend simple concepts makes me a retard. I’m sure you find yourself in this situation often.

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@TRIPP801 @_johnleone Sconecutter at 1am after a late football kickoff was our jam. Miss it.

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@the_don1722 @TaylorWAnderson Tell us you don’t understand supply and demand. 😂

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@ToddLlewellyn Too late… I already signed up for the $100/mo water heater service agreement. 😂😂

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@ThinkAppraiser Good neighborhood = women outside because they don’t work.

Bad neighborhood = men outside because they don’t work.

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@ToddLlewellyn @Average_Homeboy Noting normal looking about the single cab long bed. 😂