ColtenInTheRye

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those screaming-schizophrenics.

[ColtenInTheRye @ColtenInTheRye]

I must retract any previous claims that I may have made about the Founding Fathers (praise be unto them) being Furries. Apparently, the Declaration of Independence refers to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," not "life, liberty, and the fursuit of happiness."

[ColtenInTheRye @ColtenInTheRye]

@MattWelch As an American I weep for this great experiment in self-governance. As a Fifth Column fan, I eagerly await The Content she will generate.

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@MorosKostas From the batch of FOIAs New Hampshire Public Radio did a few years ago.

https://t.co/MWvyYItD9L

[ColtenInTheRye @ColtenInTheRye]

SeaTac has one of the nicest views of any airport in America. Planes taxiing, taking off, landing, ground crew operations, and some nice trees and mountains in the background. And you can drink beer while you watch it.

[ColtenInTheRye @ColtenInTheRye]

@MorosKostas SCOTUS relisted Smith v Scott 17 times before a GVR this term. Odds on Duncan beating that record?

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@RepMGP Can we please amend the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972 so we can eat sea lions? I’ve had it in Japan and it’s delicious; fatty and well-marbled like ribeye.

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@MorosKostas It actually is an Israeli conspiracy to get the rest of the world to start carrying without one in the chamber.

[Andrew Heaton 🎩 @MightyHeaton]

I for one am on the GOOD TEAM and abhor the BAD TEAM, from which all problems in our country arise. Retweet if you're with me!

[ColtenInTheRye @ColtenInTheRye]

@MorosKostas It’s simple. Plastic-framed guns have to be banned because they can evade metal detectors, steel-frame because they’re too powerful, and aluminum-framed because they should recycle that aluminum into beer cans.

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@William_Shrike @MattWelch Alas, they understood the film should push the bi agenda, but they didn’t realize it was bimetallism.

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@JonahDispatch @wethefifth @mcmoynihan Moynihan reaction face is too hot for broadcast. There’s a reason Vice had to be on HBO.

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@woahitsraj Gerhardt Schroeder is probably more responsible.

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@jessesingal This also seems very odd considering Governor Cox’s remarks suggested the shooter disliked Kirk because he was “full of hate and spreading hate.” Not the attack I’d expect from the Fuentes side.

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@jessesingal This book was already on thin ice as GFM gave an interview where she said she hadn’t read previous books with the character and didn’t care about canon/continuity. Comics nerds love canon and continuity.

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@MorosKostas Let’s also keep in mind economic and demographic factors. Fun fact: Stockton has the highest homicide rate of any city in the country that is less than 20% black.

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@tracewoodgrains The totally uncontroversial world of Harry Potter fan fiction.

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@jessesingal Ideally there should just be a camera on Moose while Jesse and Katie are audio-only.

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@conor64 Winning multiple statewide elections in the bluest state in the country. Truly a phenomenal talent.

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@removeanime This sounds worse than that lemonade that was killing people.

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@billybinion

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@jessesingal Wow, so if you had a choice between catching a football or catching a vial of the only existing sample of the drug to cure AIDS, that was for some reason thrown at the same time as the football, you would choose to catch the football.