Juan Ton Soup

I'm eating chiming changas rn... feeling the burn...

my pin tweet means I feel that toeday

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I've got reptile dysfunction so if any of you guys got a working one we could maybe trade. That would. Be nice.

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@bbnomula Did it again. When is my eat your veggies vinyl shipping.

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Iced out like a hockey rink. Catch me eatin' the pucks.

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Hey um. Can someone help me please. I went to the Travis Scott concert and I wasn't trampled but I tripped and they started stacking the bodies of the people that did die on top of me and now I'm kind of stuck. Very thirsty and hungry.

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@the_real_rekt Fr fr!!

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@bbnomula Ayo bitch I'm yo #1

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I'm affluent in drip. Got my master's in swag.

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Sounds like a flop issue

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The homless turn to ME for their trouble.s

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I just saw the old woman again. She needs to learn to mind her own business.

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Um, ongus

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Hamlur milton is so stipid!!! I hate you so much your dumb donda is trash.😡

[youtooz @youtooz]

rt to win a 1ft motivational lizard

be the person that i know u can be 🦎

winners picked tuesday 😳

[Juan Ton Soup @ColterSawyer]

I pledge allegiance to the swag
Of my iced out fucking wrists
And to the haters
That say it's fake
This shit is real
No debate
If it's drip or drown
I'm fucking surfing
Holy shit, I'm goddamn dripping
Twenty racks on my wrist
Bitch you right
I'm the shit

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Ever been?

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I just redeemed my lottery winnings in blockbuster coupons

☹

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I'm iced out rn but still in the feels

That's like unphysically not possible

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Periodt