John Colter

Stripped naked by savages and made to run for my life. Got away by hiding in a rotted log but had to kill one of them who wouldn’t give up. That was Tuesday.

[John Colter @ColtersFootrace]

@dissidentwest My nephews watch this fucking shit…they’re not that bright ngl

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@toddstarnes I cannot believe this is happening in my lifetime…so I will enjoy this exhibition

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@FarmGirlCarrie All fucking crypt-keeping retards…enjoy sitting in your chair until you come to room temp

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@cafeviolenza Maybe you have a rapey face

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@BowTiedYukon I hate every single one of them

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@BurbunPitt So this likely explains Nolan wanting to do the odyssey so badly…even though Nolan had to step aside for Wolfgang

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@DrClownPhD Be the bean

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@redl3tters Why didn’t you stamp her out like the fucking cockroach that she is? That would’ve sent a clear message to her spineless colleagues

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@ObviousRises @simonmaechling YAHTZEE

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@DerdrickDWms @EricLDaugh You just described the Lions offensive coord turnover from Ben Johnson (white) to John Morton (white) to Drew Petzing (white)…in fact the NFL hasn’t had a single black offensive coord in 2 years…where’s your outrage???

GO PACKERS you fucking retard
https://t.co/bR2OCMhnKI

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@romanhelmetguy Who the fuck is this cunt

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@BonifaceOption They’re fries now taste like how McDonald’s fries did back in the day

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@TheConnorPils Love this fucking game…cannot believe this shit still happens in today’s game��but there will always be head cases

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@liminal_warmth “Chivalry is dead”

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@Jeremybtc He was one of trumps first political allies…this type of support knows no bounds

MAGA

[John Colter @ColtersFootrace]

@IamColt13 @thewolvenhour Here you go retard

[roobz 🌙 🌸 @tishray]

One of the earliest and most heartbreaking depictions of the relationship between man and dog is in the Odyssey:

- Argos is the only one who recognizes Odysseus immediately, even in disguise.
- He is too weak to stand, but he wags his tail and drops his ears when he sees him.
- Odysseus can't reveal himself or openly acknowledge him
- Instead, he asks the swineherd about the dog, indirectly praising him.
- He sheds a tear, and turns his face so no one notices.
- After seeing his master one last time, Argos dies.

Nearly three millennia, and this simple human moment is something everyone can relate to.

[John Colter @ColtersFootrace]

@BreitbartNews Lemme guess…nothing will happen to her…like nothing ever happens to anyone aside from an obscure local official from time-to-time

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@spencer_askew Well stated…pls stop glazing Nolan…his flicks are OK…Fat Man and Little Boy (1989) eats Oppenheimer’s lunch
https://t.co/CmJFlkyMv1

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@miles_commodore @Maga4Justice Dairy Queen has a pretty epic fish sandwich

Steak ‘n Shake and their tallow everything is the answer