Coltin Ayres☂️

Lover of Art and Potato Salad | D.A.R.E. Dropout | Womens Wrestling Champion of the World

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

@tylerthecreator Brooklyn 4th.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Dogefather
SNL May 8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

@elonmusk What about doge? 🐶

[Happy LeGrand. @LegrandHappy]

“Happy’s Funtime.” Acid Tests. March 26th.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

@ScottTucker66

[Happy LeGrand. @LegrandHappy]

@Raising_Canes I’ll let you use this for promotional purposes if you give me free toast for life.

[Happy LeGrand. @LegrandHappy]

Hi.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

Y’all are fucking weirdos. Doesn’t this all seem extremely inefficient?

[T @tylerthecreator]

safe travels villain

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

Merry Christmas, nothing like debating the downfalls of capitalism with family.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

On the lifelong quest for the perfect amount of eye contact in conversations. Respectful but not creepy. I’ll die not knowing.

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

Stimulus Stimulus
for corporations: for taxpayers:

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Classic Meme

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

@SSGwhatshisname I know I’m late af, but AllGood Cafe. Get the chicken fried steak.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

The Republican Party will implode in the next 20-30 years, a three party system will arise out of that. Leftist(Democratic-Socialist), centralist(the fiscally conservative/socially liberal), and libertarian party. Calling it now. Trump killed the Republican Party.

[Coltin Ayres☂️ @ColtinAyres]

Today’s recording procrastination brought to you by: my landlord using the loudest leaf blower ever invented.