Colton Akins

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Mario Götze's heroic moment on this day in 2014 🇩🇪🏆

#FIFAWorldCup

[Bojack (#SZNOVER) @RB94_FCB]

Germany and Netherlands meeting each other at the airport

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Reporter: "To what extent are Americans' financial situations motivating you to make a deal?"

President Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situations."

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[Carla ❁ @shannonlada]

Paul Thomas Anderson es oficialmente un ganador del Oscar.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Contender for Movie of the Decade tbh

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

ANOTHER INTERCONNECTED FILM

[greg's house @prattweets10]

Doctor: you have 38 minutes to live

Me:

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

A perfect filmography

[Thelonious @KingThelonious]

MOM MADE PIZZA ROLLS.

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

Bill Plaschke, Woody Paige, J.A. Adande, and Bob Ryan on the final episode of 'Around The Horn' 🥹

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

it's time to complete the trilogy

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

"MSNBC's Tom Costello claimed Friday that an air traffic controller who works at Newark airport said, ‘It is not safe. It is not a safe situation right now for the flying public. Don't fly into Newark. Avoid Newark at all costs.’” https://t.co/97pNjBfX2L

[Joey👽 @FCBJoeyy]

You ever seen a player score a header that got you off your seat

Here are 10 of the greatest goals by a header in football history

A Thread

1. Robin van Persie's extraordinary leap and perfectly timed header during the 2014 World Cup

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Tom Cruise starred in PTA’s Magnolia midway through an insane run: A Few Good Men, The Firm, M:I, Jerry Maguire, & Eyes Wide Shut all preceded Magnolia while Minority Report, The Last Samurai, & Collateral came shortly after. Out of all those hits, this is Cruise’s best work.