Colton Alstatt

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

i wouldve cheated on sabrina too

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@linakhanFTC @FTC goat

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

The FTC under Lina Khan has done things to help NORMAL people and prevent them from getting SCREWED over. Most people don't hear about this stuff, so here are some of the biggest wins and actions 🧵

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

Mfs be named Maximilian and it’s just one guy

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@mayakanwal Wow! Congrats!!

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@mrserinjewell hahaha good to hear from you mrs. jewell!

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

Gf was telling me about this cute coffee shop we’d go to once I got to Detroit

My first day in town I see this😭😭

[baby jake @jakehonig]

Please don't buy books about structural racism from Amazon

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@captaindank_ bad take chief

[AcaDec Scores & Info @ADSIC_]

Hannah Lee of Wakeland High School in Texas becomes the first-ever Decathlete in all of Academic Decathlon history to break 9,700 points, setting a new ALL-TIME score record with 9,707.9 points! #AcDec

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@lillievukin im enjoying AJJ and Remo Drive atm

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@humanmarmalade these people are so mean 😔

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@humanmarmalade 😬😬 I wanna learn his look

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@humanmarmalade this is 100% damn

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@RonnyBurn yeah fella America’s on sicko mode now

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the people with nunchucks

[Skoog @Skoog]

[lying in bed]

her: wanna spoon?

me: [slurping on a gogurt] why?

[Colton Alstatt @ColtonAlstatt]

@humanmarmalade Tryna be that piggy