I just want to take a moment to thank the Good Lord for blessing me with steady hands, sharp eyes, and the ability to drop a turkey like it owes me money.
Feeling grateful, blessed, and just a little bit dangerous this season.
You know, the Texans defense really didn’t have to go out there and bully the Chiefs like that. They did it because it’s the giving season, and they did it for America.
Hey @GaryLevox, it’s me again, your bud. I was thinking about the last time we talked and cursing you for having the voice of an angel. Well, it still stands. The new song rips.
I saw a post that said “Whenever you are feeling down, imagine all the nice things Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a lizard sitting on a log and he found you there”.
7 years ago, Cortni and I got married. Since then we have grown in our careers, moved a few times, and brought two beautiful daughters into the world. Watching her grow as a mother and the dedication she has to our family is non-comparable.
I hate complaining but I also hate getting screwed and @Uber charged me for a trip we never took and is basically refusing to assist. It’s wild out here.