Colton Bartholet

I’m just a really good looking dude with a hot wife, cute daughters, and a cool dog. Retired rocker.

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@MattRice19 @HarryLockPicks Same. For some reason I cannot never take it or find the lines to match.

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I just want to take a moment to thank the Good Lord for blessing me with steady hands, sharp eyes, and the ability to drop a turkey like it owes me money.

Feeling grateful, blessed, and just a little bit dangerous this season.

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Miley Cyrus’s “The Climb” came on this morning on the drive and damn, I knew it was gonna be a good day.

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Sometimes I shuffle my feet real fast in the house to keep my dog on his toes.

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You know, the Texans defense really didn’t have to go out there and bully the Chiefs like that. They did it because it’s the giving season, and they did it for America.

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The Buffalo Bills are unreal.

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@HarryLockPicks Harry, big dog, hit me with a winner.

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Let’s go!!!

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

We’re all so proud of you.

Congratulations to our MVP, @JoshAllenQB. 🥹 #NFLHonors

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Hey @GaryLevox, it’s me again, your bud. I was thinking about the last time we talked and cursing you for having the voice of an angel. Well, it still stands. The new song rips.

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I saw a post that said “Whenever you are feeling down, imagine all the nice things Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a lizard sitting on a log and he found you there”.

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Amen.

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

You’re either eating hot dogs with me or eating hot dogs against me

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Holiday popcorn tins are an elite gift.

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7 years ago, Cortni and I got married. Since then we have grown in our careers, moved a few times, and brought two beautiful daughters into the world. Watching her grow as a mother and the dedication she has to our family is non-comparable.

[MereKat @MereKatKat]

Josh Allen’s 4th down touchdown x “My Hero” - Foo Fighters

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The fight finally stopped buffering long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass.

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@psychedelikane Hello Kane, it is I.

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Finally.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dude performing “Free Bird” on one of those musical objects you used in elementary school

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Do I know anyone going to the Misery Signals show in Denver this weekend? I’ll be there!

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Thinking about @SilentGarrett today. Hope he is comfy.

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I hate complaining but I also hate getting screwed and @Uber charged me for a trip we never took and is basically refusing to assist. It’s wild out here.