Colton Carpenter

IBEW Journeyman Lineman /// Proverbs 3:5-6 /// John 14:6

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Go to church. Get married. Have lots of children. Buy a farm. Grow your own food. Homeschool your children. Shoot guns. Eat meat.

This is the way.

[Shippy @ShippySpins]

Round 3, game 3. Lfg.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

throwsa parks back at it

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

@JaredSandler In your opinion where do we finish in the west this year? Where are the teams strong points and weak points?

[UFC @ufc]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME IS NOW THE HEAVYWEIGHT WORLD CHAMP 🏆

JON JONES SUBMITS CIRYL GANE!! #UFC285

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Rotation ready. #StraightUpTX

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

@thebauer21 @Ivan_Maxwell19 Lame ass dude broadcasting that shit 🤣 if he really had a JL ticket ain’t no way he’d be calling it a “union card” and damn sure wouldn’t be working rat

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

@Ivan_Maxwell19 @thebauer21 Do what??? Being a rat contractor while having your union card? Tf is a union card? Don’t claim to be union if you’re working rat

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

I’ve got some shit to say. New music coming asap.

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

@Connorhtown 🤣🤣🤣 I was on y’all’s head

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heinicke!! 😂😂

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

🤣🤣🤣

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Don't forget to set your clocks back.

I'm setting mine back to "1775" when this country had balls, and the chicks didn't.

[Colton Carpenter @ColtonCarp]

🤣🤣🤣

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i just go to parties to fuck with the appliances while the host is distracted. i like to break dishwashers the most

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

This was the best era of sports center

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Jerry Lee and Takeoff…. Fuck. Rest easy.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This video, posted in March 2020, led Leslie Jordan to Instagram fame.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Boch means business. #StraightUpTX