Colt .45

Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

If the counter ain’t dirty when you sit down at Waffle House the food is about to be trash

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

My girlfriend just got mad at me because she wanted to play spider-man 2 but didn’t want me to explain how to play. She then died and yelled at me because I didn’t explain to her how to play

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

@DaTruthDT Dodge should be removed

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Which country are you deleting?

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

@rlavender1417 Bro tell me about it 😂

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

It’s now considered a sin to eat at a Long John Silvers

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Yo he’s onto something

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Where should I get this tattooed

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Some a y’all really ain’t shit

[Zero Gravity 💫 @Z3RO_GRAVITY_]

Amazing Dragon Ball Impact Frames 🤩

[Thread🪡]

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Best part of high school

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

This era of Wiz isn't talked about enough

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

I want to shake this man’s hand

[Print Shoot Repeat @printingguns]

The glong video is out!

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Wyatt gotta be the funniest mf in the business

[Buck Reising @BuckReising]

JAMES

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

So you’ll have their back when they murder 3 children too?

[Karine Jean-Pierre Archived @PressSec46]

As @POTUS has said, transgender youth are the bravest people we know – and should have the freedom to live their lives free from political attacks.

To transgender folks across the country: this Administration has your back.

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Friendly reminder to tip your server, bartender, and tattoo artist

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

Someone tell me what’s worse than being drunk in an Uber passed out and snoring. Go on. I’ll wait.

[Colt .45 @ColtonCarver]

@JacquelynSpader Bruh find me one too