Colton Dalberth

📍Charlotte, NC. 🎟👨🏻‍💻World Racing Group. True Grit Wrestling 🤼‍♀️. peep the tweet 👀

[Colton Dalberth @ColtonDalberth]

If you are ever having a bad day. Just look up Rob and big singing “Do you know?” And all will be good. You can thank me later.

[Colton Dalberth @ColtonDalberth]

Players during the AUS v. USA game anytime there is a touch of contact

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If i ever go out wearing dress shoe loafers and short shorts please punch me in the dick

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You know it’s humid AF when your stick of deodorant even starts sweating. In the words of DL “my ⚾️🎾 is hot”

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Not even a snap made for the season and there is already meme worthy content. I can see it now. No more “Hawk”-Tua it’s now “Eagle”-Tua.
#ThursdayNightFootball

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Airlines/ Airports need to give classes on proper airplane etiquette

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MY GUY! I haven’t went through that many emotions in one match in along time for this one. My heart already hurt from this man and then seeing the refs trying to take another match. @kyledake444 said NOT TODAY. congrats my friend. You will always be a legend in this sport. 🙌🏼

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

GOT IT DONE! 🥉

Kyle Dake makes a huge comeback and defends his men’s 74kg bronze medal.

#ParisOlympics

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Farewell to a legend 🫡🤠

[Oklahoma State Athletics @OSUAthletics]

Where do we even start?

One word: 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝

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Every time they say “cowboys” during the packers - 9ers game

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In true cowboy fashion

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Tell me why anytime amilli or no hands comes on i can actually smell jungle juice and a musty basement with highlighter filled alcohol bottles

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People watching in the airport may have hit my top 3 favorite past time. Just watched a guy give a 3 minute photo shoot of his cranberry vodka like it was a centerfold photo shoot .

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Went down a rabbit hole of going through old photos. Now I’m sad

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Penn states conditioning program is either next level or they are getting stabbed with some oxygenated blood. Give me some 02 level or RBC counts for these kids lol

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Coworker: i had a dream last night

Me: WE DROVE OUT TO SEE LAS VEGAS🎤

Coworker: 🤔 what?

Me: you don’t know that song?

Other coworkers: ugh noo

Me: shuts laptop and walks out of the office

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That’s it I’m no longer eating cheese before bed. I can’t handle these dreams 😂

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I think it’s time we get @corygfitness an episode on the @joerogan podcast. Whatcha think?

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I need answers. Is it okay to be unattractive to someone only based on the kind of dog they have? Or do you think that should have no reflection on the person?

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Blue mountain state is the most underrated tv show of all time.

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@MatScouts1 This is Steve dalberth, 66 years old and still gets after it.