Colton Johnson

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[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Nice putt you fat fuck

[Mouse @monetarymouse]

I could really go for a 135y par 3 right now.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

SQUIRTLE NOOOOO

[jimmy “two steppin” ribz @jimmyribz2]

Had a few beers now trying on virtual golf shoes

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

"Love is Blind" but it's just Jon Gruden listening to retired quarterbacks doing snap counts on the other side of a wall

[james hawkins @james406]

my son is watching his first winter olympics.

he just said “daddy, why don’t both teams just ask AI to build the optimal training strategy, and vibe code an app to track KPIs?”

he's 37 and i am so sick of him

[Flib @flibbier]

I'm 20.
Bought myself the spongebob sidekick on fortnite.
Not "parents."
Not "got lucky."
I set a goal and achieved it Discipline, awareness, priorities.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Thank you for your service 🫡

[mervin @MervinBustmante]

POV: My children celebrating the first ever Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl Win in 2092 because this franchise isn’t winning shit in my lifetime

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

401k and a quarter zip

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[marisa @grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

check on your white boys today

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

500 retweets and I’ll reveal why we call ourselves QT

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Paying our respects on Earth Day

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Jesus was crucified and buried in a tomb for 3 days

Then he arose on the 3rd day

Luckily, he had set himself up with passive income vending machines, so he still made money even though he wasn’t actively working during that time

That’s the power of passive income