Colton Gotshall

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

EFFICIENT WORKERS GOT PUNISHED WITH MORE WORK.

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

My 16yo tells me the boys in school are now referring to each out as “Tylenol-Americans” instead of autistic when they do something dumb.

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[Him Riggins @nickshiestyburr]

Called my buddy just to say “big third down here” then hung up

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Josh Allen hit a walk off on us, and you’ll never guess who it was on…

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A kid has gone viral for having to ENLIST in the US Army as his punishment for losing his fantasy football league.

"I drafted Daniel Jones as my number 1 pick, so I kinda deserve it."

😱😱😱

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Zack Kelberman @KelbermanNFL]

Football porn.

https://t.co/gb1ybeZrV1

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

So...they burn OUR flag, while flying THEIR flag, because they love living in OUR nation and don't want to go back to THEIR nation? Did I get that right? Get em the hell outta here.

[MagicM @MagicM_MMABets]

Luka Doncic trade the worst since Biden traded Brittney Griner for the biggest weapon trafficker on earth with Russia

[Randy “Bound to Relapse” Chilton @RandyChiltonAA]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You can love America or you can love the Chiefs

But you cannot love both

[Kenscapes @Kenscapes1]

#BillsMafia

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

The Buffalo Bills were just called for Roughing the Passer next week against Kansas City.