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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Developing story: Over the weekend, @BarstoolBigCat was hospitalized due to a kidney stone. He since has been released, and with that episode seemingly over, @PFTCommenter is now on the clock.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - Ban the Yankees Torpedo Bat Before it Ruins Baseball

[Colton @ColtonHickmott]

@MLBGaming @MLBTheShow

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

Lil Wayne not performing at the Super Bowl was a crime

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Right now someone is grinding a girl in Time Square watching the ball drop.
Both have fully loaded diapers.
Rain is pouring and they are pissing and shitting themselves.
Love is in the air.
Happy New Year.

[Colton @ColtonHickmott]

@TMathSports @Lions I know your birthday twin @ifiwinDilaudory needs a new Jersey

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just woke up and checked the Yankees score. They lost!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. How did they blow that! 😂😂😂😂😂. I think I'd rather go 0-162 than make it to the playoffs and get embarrassed on a national stage like they did. Holy shit. #gentlmanssweep

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Lifelong Yankee fan Volpe Error, Judge Error, Cole not covering first is the stuff a Yankee hater DREAMS of. Couldn’t script a better 5 run inning if I tried. With the best part being, it’s not uncharacteristic of the Yankees. They always played bad Defense and did all postseason

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Stats are like bikinis. They show some things but not all things.”

Nobody does it quite like Booger

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Cat. Retweet for good gambling luck tomorrow

[Colton @ColtonHickmott]

@sMARTYes_13 No wonder we won the natty

[Jonathan Papelbon @TheRealJPap58]

.@Yankees get Jazz Chisholm in a trade??
.240 lifetime hitter with 30% K rate. I bet him and Verdugo will be best friends!!

[Detroit Moments @DetroitMoments]

Red Wings fans have wildly inflated walmans value to this franchise because of a few celebrations after GWGs. Defensive liability. Steve is clearing cap. Guy sat in the press box to end the season.

Move on.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

EA Sports trying to bundle Madden 25 with
College Football 25

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

RIP to one of the great moments on this website

[Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle]

Listened to @FriedgeHNIC’s report about the NHL being icy with CapFriendly and not wanting salary info to be public. They should release this info themselves, and they don’t.

Once again, this is the NHL telling its most passionate fans to shut up and eat their slop.

[Colton @ColtonHickmott]

Berkshire is furious seeing the coyotes tweets tonight

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

It's been 2,544 days since a Doan has played for the Coyotes.

Tonight, that streak ends.

[Colton @ColtonHickmott]

It’s crazy Hyman’s rich parents actually paid for all 50 goals this year

[ybg spence @WhereIsPetan]

every single goal from Zach Hyman’s purely unethical 50-goal season

#nosauce #whathappenedtothesportiusedtolove