Colton Ingram

UW-Platteville 🏈 - #44 - MLB - Civil Engineering

[Jack @jackunheard]

If you’re a man driving a jeep wrangler with 20+ rubber ducks on your windshield, you shouldn’t have the right to vote.

[Mark @markaprovost]

The vast majority of Americans under 50 fantasize about this every single hour tbh

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Having to hear what a millennial paid for rent in 2012 makes my eye twitch like i genuinely can’t listen to it

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Took zinc on an empty stomach

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

Neville Chamberlain is literally the most vindicated man of the 20th century in wanting to avoid a war that doesn’t concern us at all costs.

We lost everything and gained nothing.

In his own words he was forced into the war due to pressure from Churchill and his Jewish financiers, if he was at the helm, he reasoned, he could prevent a full blown catastrophe and at least control the war. Sadly it didn’t turn out that way.

Iran isn’t our war.

[Mike Sabo @MESabo86]

If you fell for the "ICE locked up a five-year-old!" story, you should refrain from commenting on politics for at least a few years.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

“We’re freaking out. [HR] can’t find [racially diverse female] engineers. We’ve had a position open two years [and delete every application from a white male].”

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

if you willingly drink this billionaires should be allowed to hunt you for sport

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I’m sorry but this is actually getting ridiculous. Is anyone regulating these at all??

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

The morbidly obese should pay more for health insurance just like people with DUI's have to pay more for car insurance.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Name me a more worthless group of individuals than corporate HR people (you can’t).

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

In hindsight, the Founding Fathers only limiting the President to being a natural born citizen and not applying that requirement to every office in the country was a massive failure.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Aren’t we all, Bryson.

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Tariffs up 50%. Stocks down 5%.

You know what hasn’t changed?

What benching 225 for reps feels like.

Time to visit the church of iron boys.

[Owen Riese @RieseDraft]

Huge day for my guy @ElsburyTyler

Crushed Pro Day. Earned another opportunity in a month or so!

[Bullrush Sports @bullrush_sports]

Massive Pro Day for @ElsburyTyler at Iowa. 1.69 10Y spit = 1st NFL Combine OL. 9.80 RAS at G, 9.75 at C, 9.20 at OT. Draftable numbers for this versatile, highly athletic OL prospect. #NFLDraft #ProDay #BeTheBull