yung nasty man

had a couple drinks, saw a couple things

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@LandonBuford Imagine being a weekday afternoon stripper and Ben Simmons comes walking in at 2 gotta feel like working the graveyard shift at Waffle House and Gordon Ramsey comes in and orders one of everything off the menu 😩

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

Tony Romo:

Wanna know where I got these scars, Jim?

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@danabeers Any time a restaurant has bread/dinner rolls I get a side of ranch to dip the bread in. Outback Steakhouse brown bread with their ranch is S-tier.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@OhioTate Third floor at Yorgo’s is gonna be a movie.

“Transformers-2007-Shia LeBouf Megan Fox-runtime 144 minutes.”

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter I forgive you for the spoiler because like Mintzy, I hold myself accountable. But as a gesture of goodwill, I’m good with:

1) One Colts Home Game (if you still are paying for season tickets)
2) Joining @danabeers as his yug partner at any point.
3) Green Greg.

Thank you.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@BarstoolBigCat Hey @BarstoolBigCat, I’m friends with @PFTCommenter (guy from Indy who Andrew Luck retired during his 30th birthday party while wearing a custom Oladipo Pacers shirt/AWL). Big Brother is my summer bridge to football and stupidly opened twitter before watching tonight’s episode.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@roybelly Hell now they can forget about the Josh Hart missed layup.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@b0newalljackson @ZaslowShow You know about that cuck toilet?

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@The_MJF @LeBatardShow @TheGregCoteShow This is at least $1000

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

Liv Morgan rn #WrestleMania

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@danabeers bring beers back

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@LeBatardShow @ZaslowShow @__ChrisCote Refrigeration X

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@chefdonnyy I know my chef

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD Rap Game Colored Pencil, hoes on my dick cause I look like Gustav Wentzel.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

I hate this damn enlightenment, we were better off as animals, right?

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

you know what to do.

RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours.

#ProBowlVote x @JayT23

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

it's giveaway season‼️

RT for a chance to win an AP signed football.

#ProBowlVote x @alecpierce

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@LeBatardShow BOB RYAN EXPLAIN YOUR TWEET!

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

The OG Subway where it all started. He would eat dry turkey sandwiches, lumber down the stairs to stalk a woman, and practice for the trivia round of the gauntlet by memorizing all the topping options you could ask for from a sandwich artist.

[yung nasty man @ColtonIrwin]

@BarstoolYak @kbnoswag @nickturani Fogle lived above a Subway at IU. He’d go every day because he was creeping on an employee there. She transferred to another Subway in Bloomington to avoid him and Fogle started walking across town to creep on her. That’s how he lost weight.