Colton

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@SDCAttractions In April 1996, at the age of two, I had my first ride on Fire in The Hole. Looking back on it now it’s pretty wild that car seats were ever allowed.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Elon is trying to control how people think. That is our job”. 😂😂😂

[Rally Sports @RallySportsHQ]

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice.
(Must be following us to claim)

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@JayFreeman15 One of Hannah and I’s fav shows. We’re on season 2 tho.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Word.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

I re-downloaded Twitter just so I can let @tacobell know that it’s absolutely unacceptable to no longer carry Doritos Cool Ranch taco shells... You took away my hands down favorite menu item. 2am me is truly disappointed in you...

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

I want, I want, I want!!!

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Boeing’s advanced Eagle cockpit is very slick. The latest Strike Eagle derivative WSOs finally have a much needed big display for targeting. The F-15C/D Golden Eagle fleet needs this to make the most out of its upgraded capabilities if it is to soldier on for decades.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Final season of Game of Thrones was whack yo. #GameOfThrones

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

The only thing worse than not knowing where you belong is knowing where you don’t.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Does anyone wanna talk about how ridiculously creepy Bran Stark has become? #GameOfThrones

[CNN @CNN]

"There's a mean streak that runs through Donald Trump's heart," says Jack O'Donnell, former President and COO of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino. "There is a piece of this that is almost sociopathic, that he likes to hurt people. ... It's who he is." https://t.co/UWSZ1G4uIB

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Overall, just a horrible person. Conservatives who listen to and support Tucker Carlson give the Republican Party a horrible rep.

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Unearthed audio shows Tucker Carlson using white nationalist rhetoric and making racist remarks https://t.co/RzpYgxwhRT

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@HannahClare21 Dang*

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Everyday McDonald’s feeds 1% of the world’s population. That means everyday 75 million people are putting absolute crap into their bodies. Unreal.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@TyMichie70 Gotta fight to defend the WSO Union!! Haha. Still in training but enjoying every minute! Hope you’re enjoying that Gucci RPA life!

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Unpopular Opinion: Gender reveals are dumb.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@TyMichie70 WSO has a better ring to it. Someone’s gotta work the thousands of pounds of weapons we carry. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

@TyMichie70 It’s a good thing I’m not a navigator then 🙌🏼

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Unpopular Opinion: I hate when people refer to their dog as their child.

[Colton @ColtonJohnson84]

Stood in front of the tire lady at the tire store in uniform with my name patch clearly displayed at her eye level and I had to spell my name out for her... And she still spelled it wrong. 🤦🏽‍♂️