Colton Jordan

Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good. -TP

[Phetru | The Mini Edit Guy @Phetru]

JALEN BRUNSON

[Grace @gracecamille_]

While on Jumbotron Larry is seen politely declining to trade seats with a Make A Wish kid. “Seats are assigned for a reason!” he exclaims

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Who the country is rooting for in Game 7 of Thunder vs Spurs

[Colton Jordan @ColtonJordan89]

@djdotmp4 Move up to that spot if Mara is available or really move up for Caleb Wilson imo

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

He's parked in the back of the parking lot nobody around. Send in somebody to park right next to him.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[Colton Jordan @ColtonJordan89]

@Zytrine In my exp, Ixhel tends to reward you with cards that aren't worth casting and asks you to spend mana on them. But she does help you hit land drops and it's fun when your opponents worry about what they might've lost. Vishgraz is less unique but easier to make work.

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Psychiatrists when asked how many patients have they cured.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Looks like he's about to kill a bunch of Jedi children

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.

[Colton Jordan @ColtonJordan89]

@SaffronOlive I hate how modern magic art lacks darkness. So much of it now also looks generic and softened to be as inoffensive as possible. It used to feel like a portal into another world and now it often looks like generated imagery with zero soul. Ie. sultai Sidisi compared to Teval

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

Place went bonkers

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets have eliminated the Miami Heat from playoff contention and will advance to the next play-in round.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

COBY WHITE IS INSANE

[Lonzo Ball @ZO2_]

MELOOOOOOOOOO

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The Charlotte Hornets are America's Team this postseason

[HornetSector @HoopSector]

Who’s ready for the Miami role players to shoot 70% from 3 tonight

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Bill Simmons crazy idea for the Heat vs Hornets play in matchup 😳

“For Charlotte vs Miami, winner advances to the 8-9, loser has to take Terry Rozier back. He’s actually at the game hanging from the arena like how WWE does the Money in the Bank belt. Terry Rozier is just in a strap hanging from the arena and after the game gets lowered down and joins one of the two teams”

(Via https://t.co/ZY39mxaJ66)

[jack @TheCavsJack]

this is NOT the same look