Colton Kay

it’s just Twitter, calm down

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Literally like it’s going out of style

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In the bathroom flushing the toilet constantly

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In the crib, soiling my britches

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MCDONALDS MANIAC

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The early bird gets McDonald’s for breakfast

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@criticalkush1 @madionpoe @Nadira_ali12 Ur gay lol

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I pride myself for having E-TORX sockets. Anytime someone says “hey do you have an e-10 I can borrow?” I smile and say “yes brother I have E sockets” #mechanic #bmw #europeancar

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Riley Stewart if you see this I miss you bro

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Waffle House is my favorite restaurant

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If I had all 10 of my fingers I would be unstoppable

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Where’d all the slinky’s go?. What happened

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Earlier at work I thought to myself “the fish are biting right now, I just can’t prove it” but then I went fishing after work and proved myself right. My genius is sometimes frightening

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Just found out about a sieve and why it leaks so much. Didn’t know a sieve was just a strainer.

[monkey D dorky 👾 @OrevaLuffy_]

Happens every single time

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I hate when people say “treat it like it’s your own” I abuse everything I own

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I’d rather get eaten by zombies than go a second without beer

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Today’s the day I finally clean my room!

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I wish I was an amphibian

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The world would be such a different place if playboi carti dropped whole lotta red v1

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Does ice cream turn into pee or poop