Colton Merris

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@GamewithDave There was a Captain Crunch game, that was just a bunch of minigames that involved collecting cereal, and feeding a gremlin?

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

Hi.

I'm Colton.

I write fiction and poetry.

I mostly post on https://t.co/YqDPWKVuCx

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

Pay St. Paddy's reparations by letting your local punk rocker slime you.

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@DarkHorseComics @CDProjekt Im so jealous i didnt get to work on this

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

*deep sigh, opens twitter*
*closes it again for another year.*

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

I'm a big fan of @pdxwriteweek and quite frankly, am addicted to going to events almost every night. You can't really do much better than @thatbilloakley the dude knows story and burgers.

[Chelsea Cain @ChelseaCain]

Portland, there are a lot of cool literary events going on in the coming week. Including one starring our own @thatbilloakley. Take a look at @pdxwriteweek for details.

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@ChelseaCain I forgot I had Twitter, and I totally walked into that one

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@Monica_Drake Oh snap I forgot I had Twitter

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@ChelseaCain Okay, but how many bots have you met IRL, just walking around retweeting the world?
👉🧠

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@SavonnahKay Hello friends,
Here is a free short story you can listen to on Chuck Palahniuks Substack. It's 12 minutes and I'm pretty funny. It's got a basic babe, a boa constrictor, and a sinking car. What more do you need?
https://t.co/9cloKIEA6c

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@ChelseaCain So I would've gotten to vote when I was 2 years old.

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

Fortune cookies, but they are condoms

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

https://t.co/9v1aHMuHb3

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@ErikGrove

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

Hello,
Here's a version of a short story I published with @clackamaslitrev back in 2021.
It's about two young boys swimming and diving for abalone shells, and a terrifying encounter with a "lake monster."
Enjoy
https://t.co/Yc46BqfCwY

#fiction #shortstories #Literature

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

https://t.co/Ie1eKQ9mm3

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

I just started a Substack!
I'll be posting fiction, essays, and some poetry. You can subscribe to it here https://t.co/6tda7cutqm

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@Cathyjhopkins @bymeaganbess Looks spooky. I like spooky!

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

Help me help you promote your work!

[Colton Merris @ColtonMerris]

@bymeaganbess Hi!
I had a short story featured on @chuckpalahniuk Substack. Signing up is free, and if you click the heart, you can help me win his story night contest!
https://t.co/9cloKIF7VK