Colton Metcalf

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Just got my copy of #ICantMakeThisUp @KevinHart4real only 2 pages deep and already have a smile on my face

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🎶Cold as a sprite soda, cold as a sprite soda 🎶 *lil yachty voice*

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Disney where slow walkers from all over the world gather to try and one up each other and prove who truly is the worlds slowest walker!

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More like carrot top

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A customer said I look like Channing Tatum today I have no idea how they compare me to him since we have absolutely no similar traits but ok

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#Disney #College #Program

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I envy Conor Mcgregor for his shit talking ability

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And heartbreaks

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WA ✈️ FL for the next 5 months... see ya soon maple valley!

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PAULLLLL RICHARDSOOONNN!!!!!!!!! x2

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PAULLLLL RICHARDSOOONNN!!!!!!!!!

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Put cho pinky 💍 up to the 🌙

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@SeanHollings as soon as we scored I said "guarantee he misses this" I just ruined Christmas

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I called him missing that

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Hahahaha what a throw

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I'm thankful for @ErinAndrews superior reporting skills

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THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER

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Russell. Westbrook. #NBAVine https://t.co/OH1u7XRPqg

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"You and your mom are hillbillies... this is a house of learning doctors"