Colton Over

Ain’t prone to give a damn

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

How long ago was your last totally non ironic high five?

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Why are the pics for small town weed busts always set up so tastefully??

Like:

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

the view but four papaws from four very differnt walks of life

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Going to the club with my girl. Just here to Protect and Swerve👮🏻‍♂️

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Not all Disney adults are teachers,

But all teachers are Disney adults

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

When I worked in fast food I purposely didn’t put salt on ANY of the fries until we served them just to spite people like this.

Here’s your 40 min old saltless fries, Karen.

[James @CaucasianJames]

found something worse

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

I’m infant turtle. No babies for me

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

You’re telling me I joined the military when I could’ve just lived out my childhood dream of being the guy that says “LET THE THUNDER ROLLLLL” on the Thunderhead??

[Goodable @Goodable]

Breaking Good News Alert:

Dolly Parton's Dollywood Parks & Resorts has announced it will pay all tuition costs, fees, and books for employees who pursue higher education.

It includes all part-time, full-time, and seasonal employees from day one on the job.

♥️🎶

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Cruisin for bitches

[lauren spears @laurenspearsss]

the banana urge to nut in this bread

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Bro you’re not 5’9”

You’re ✨69 inches✨ king

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Why do bicycle helmets have to look like that

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Tried starting an ant farm

Those bastards didn’t grow shit

[Kristi Anderson @CinderSlays]

i hate it here

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

We are absolutely heartbroken to announce that we must cancel Bonnaroo. While this weekend’s weather looks outstanding, currently Centeroo is waterlogged in many areas, the ground is incredibly saturated on our tollbooth paths, and the campgrounds are flooded to the point that...

[Colton Over @ColtonOver]

Could go for a good frolic rn

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

I cannot stress enough how much doing something - anything - can make doing nothing feel SO much better.

It feels good to do things. Do things.