Flexamonius

fr bro, i’m fine.

[Alexa @AmazonAlexa]

I am:
⚪️ a human
🔘 an AI

Seeking:
⚪️ a human
⚪️ an AI
🔘 literally anyone who will ask me if I can burp

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Math jokes have a small audience

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Baby Yoda 💕

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Speed solves everything

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Oh you wanna have premarital sex?

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

EP of the summer:
Ep by Why Not
https://t.co/KS7Fqk1moh

https://t.co/2KJNil8Kzd

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

@quinnandout @theneedledrop ay that shit claps G wher yall find it?

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

@Grungy_Ghost nawh dawg i gas up like this on the reg 🤘🏻

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

fit chek 🔥🔥💯
steppn out, hide your gilr🗣🥶🥵

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Spicy Chicken Nuggets are officially back on August 19th
RT to save my fingers

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

The stars have aligned.

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

anyone else been playing an un-godly amount of minecraft?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And I am forever grateful

[FOX 10 Phoenix @FOX10Phoenix]

JUST IN: Gov. Doug Ducey signs bill legalizing nunchucks in Arizona.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

@gunnkerr eyyy those just dropped like over the weekend right?

[Flexamonius @ColtonSeever]

@_LostInTheSauce l