Colton Ward

Dragon Believer

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@JackCarrUSA 3 hours in and I’m terrified. Thanks I think I’ll go live in a cabin deep in the Alabama forest now.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Sniping_Soup I hear your voice Everytime I see this car.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Tectone We need you back on @UnsubscribeCast soon.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Tectone The house goblin anytime treats are included in her day.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@KimiGoatanelli I love how the UK forgets how far away they are from the equator than a very large portion of America is. This is why we giggle, it’s a solid 90° and 90% humidity in Alabama today. UV index is a 7/10 and we are outside like it’s a 70° fall day lol 😂

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Tell me the most unifying moments you can think of. For example:

Regardless political views, religion, sexuality, or how much money you’ve got—when a lineman ends up with the ball, everyone is cheering for that big bastard to score.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Salinfinreborn @TheAKGuy the Ratio always follows you into battle good sir.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Mericamemed @DonutOperator the last podcast 😂😅😂

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@TheAnaBraga @SeeRacists There you go with those stereotypes.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JD Vance as the U.S. Presidents

A thread 🧵:

1. JD Washington

[Eli Cuevas @Eli_Doubletap]

1 like = 1 salute
1 share = 5 Double salutes to a True Warrior

Also shout out to professional meal 27 for this piece of gold.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@BussinWTB Been here before barstool and still hanging around after.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@DonutOperator Porta-Potty Love Triangle.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@Fat_Electrician @TheAKGuy @SenJoniErnst Do it!!!!

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@hippiecounselor I failed miserably.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

Watching my team post 3 points. I do not understand. But #RollTide either way.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is what happens in your body when you vomit

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

#NetflixFight you’re killing me with your servers crashing!!!! Come on!

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@MichaelKarlis @IRSnews

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

@realdogenews The atf should be dismantled.

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

#ChildlessCatDad

[Colton Ward @ColtonWard32]

All humans need friends like @mayfield_micah.