Colton Wrangler

Thoughts and opinions are my own and do not reflect that of others.

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@APompliano @Abdullah_ali This sounds like a sheltered kid from white family tried a hooka today and feels more worldly.

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@bignish_xo Tweet as much as you need girl. Getting off that shit ain’t easy.

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@fritzklug Ha! iOS beta 15, right? Hella wrong today in the Zoo

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@lushcatlyn No. It’s not.

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@JewFroJoe Dudes or women?

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@nick_ponton Shocking.

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@fritzklug Yes. Yes you will. You lost your mind when iOS 7 came out. I’m sure the same will happen with 15.

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@DudespostingWs Left unattended.

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Mark D. Whoever the fuck your are. This is not a helpful review picture for Yelp. This isn’t Facebook man. No one wants the selfies here. #StopMarkD

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Not a helpful review of the zoo on Yelp, Mark. #StopMarkD

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@c4psized Bitch, I’m bout ready to slap that titty outta the hotel. 🤣

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@vote4rogers @lpohutsky19 @JeremyAllenMoss @juliebrixie @kzoodems @outfrontkzoo @MIHouseDems

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@TeejayIRL All I could think “How is she doing this… like in real life?“ If she gets beaten in a back alley it’s a disgruntled tenant that needs his hot water heater fixed.

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@wwmtnews That dude standing behind him has the smile on his face that says “I kill and eat squirrels from my back yard.”

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@TeejayIRL Lose my god damn mind. That was easily my most favorite game for a few years.

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@BlessedAmerica7 @TheBabylonBee Don’t drink and tweet.

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@BarbLee89732025 @BrandyLJensen You legit think, water droplets being a prism, didn’t happen until ”Noha?”

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@ALeadingLady4U @CNN If I stole the rainbow 🌈 from the christian god then I would do it naked, in war paint, while yelling that I have a better chance at immaculate conception with all my butt
babies than the Virgin Mary had with Jesus.

Your god is a shitty father.

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@KodyIsRichYT Your god is a shitty father.