Colton Carter

Southern Illinois University Class of '18

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@PardonMyTake @budlight #GritFridge #Sweepstakes

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

TAILS NEVER FAILS 1-0

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@matt_theman Not a great look

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SUNDAY RED. FIST PUMP. THE REST OF THE FIELD IS SHAKING IN THEIR SPIKES. @ForePlayPod

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@tristanhudgens @b_travelstead I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD @nickdmalone

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Acting like we won a game in June. #Walkoff

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people.. Let’s have the greatest Monday in the history of Monday’s.

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@GracieJoe96 If it makes you feel any better, your tweet is how I found out there was class Monday.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If KB had gone YABO there I was going to Congo around my apartment with my tits out and watch the world burn. Shit

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

Happy birthday my man! #420 @tristanhudgens

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Tomorrow...

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@Gabe_Murphy25 I was gonna list the bad seeds, but there are too many

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

@Jordan_Myers11 I don’t know man Yankees put a together a pretty good squad but I think I’d give the Sox the edge

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

“30 points in the first half” https://t.co/wwW3EMGdGZ

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I can’t be the only person who wakes up wishing he could hang out with Drake more. The guy looks like all he does is have a good time.

[Colton Carter @Colton_Carter_2]

Happy birthday!!!! @MicaelaR33