Colton Jensen

Aspiring Professional Bodyguard | Amateur Bigfoot Hunter He/Him

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

Biggest return of the weekend

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

Guys can’t be dudes anymore smh

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A 30 year old New Jersey man who’s been identified as Franklin Ziegler has been sentenced to 8 months in jail and faces third-degree felony After he decapitated a seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

dude, check the news. doesn’t matter what channel.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My brain trying to keep up with Iran, Venezuela, Minnesota, Tua, Kamala, Gaza, Ukraine, Jeopardy, and that time I embarrassed myself in high school.

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

Target Center fan screams “Go home ICE”, Target Center crowd erupts

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

Your favorite wrestler’s favorite wrestler is Adam Page #AEWDynamite

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

@BonardiDebi @anyonewantchips

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

Just get a damn journal

[∩ @zachpogrob]

You'll never have no audience again

Enjoy that freedom for what it is

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

“Wow Thekla looks just like a freakin spider”- Taz probably #AEWWrestleDream

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

part of being a good leftist is being normal

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

@Larsona_5 It’s a long season just give him some time

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

They brought all the top military leaders out so trump could give them a pep talk about waging war against our own citizens. If only there was a name for this.

[bug girl @buggirl]

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters

[brandon* @brndxix]

again

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[Colton Jensen @Colton_Jensen_]

@TheMaysCPA @WONF4W Listen someone has to say it… judging on your bio I don’t think you are watching either of these shows.

[Joey @deestlore]

Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player