Colton Rausch

| Husband | Father | #FUMensBasketballAlumni | Hole in 1 Club

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The only Taylor Swift wedding detail I care about is that she got married on a fucking FRIDAY. Like, are you poor?

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

OK I did it. I tracked over 1,000 shots for SGA, Brunson, Harden, Spida and Wemby in the playoffs. Here's how often they fell: https://t.co/0Vgr3ibDyP

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

If you just put $25k into $SNDK last May and then sat on the beach, it’d be $1 Million today…

You stupid idiot.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Cost of raising a child in the US to age 18 is now over $303,000, up 28% since 2023.

[Phillip Johnson @bostonbdevils]

UNC now has the largest blown lead in National Championship history, and the largest blown lead in First Round history

UNC continues to make history under Hubert!

#ExtendHubertDavis

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

bill self on a monday night could coach me and cousins to a top 25 win

[Rock Chalk Blog @RockChalkBlog]

23 years and there still is yet to be a coach to beat Bill Self twice at Allen Fieldhouse. That's one of the most absurd stats I've ever seen.

Almost as absurd as the fact that 41 teams have had the chance to beat him there on Big Monday and exactly 0 have succeeded.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

NCAA just granted him eligibility

[Not Keegan Murray @keegan16murray]

“Billy, this is Darryn Peterson. He’s a 6’5 200 pound pure scorer and is a matchup nightmare. Only problem is, he hates playing basketball”

[Mike Vernon @M_Vernon]

I’ve talked to multiple people who have described this in a similar way. Saw part of it myself.

Never quite seen or heard of anything like it.

Don’t think it’s the first time DP’s agent has done something similar.

[B/R Hoops @brhoops]

Houston Freshman Kingston Flemings vs No. 12 Texas Tech:

42 PTS | 15-26 FG | 6 AST | 38 MINS

[John Nabors @JohnNaborsShow]

John Calipari goes OFF for nearly SEVEN MINUTES about current state of college athletics & the Trentyn Flowers story in CBB. I haven't seen him this fired up in a press conference...ever?

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

NO RULES SAY A DAWG CAN'T PLAY 😤

we'd know... we own them.

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

I might start tweeting like Magic Johnson.

We're open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That's the most hours in a day and most days in a week that we can be open.

[Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz]

Knew it wasn’t possible to play this bad in a game LMFAOOOO

[ESPN @espn]

Legends live forever 🐐

Carmelo Anthony, welcome to the Hall of Fame 🤩 @Hoophall

[Greg Berge @GregBerge]

Appreciate the NOW.

Rick Pitino is spot on. Every player’s hourglass runs out faster than they think.

One day, the practices, the games, the grind - it’s all gone.

Cherish every rep, every moment, every opportunity.

Don’t waste your sand. ⏳

[TBT @thetournament]

THE $1MILLION “MARKIS MCDUFFIE SLIDE!” 🕺💰